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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

40K basics: Are you using everything in your toolbox? By Sonsoftaurus

Today we're bringing you a nice, broad-spectrum tactics article/think piece from sonsoftaurus of Sons of Taurus.  Not only do we like that this article is well thought out and gives you some important food for thought, but also because it uses the word "tool" more than anything else read before it.  ~Dethtron

In 40K every unit in 40K has a variety of things it can do - some obvious, some not so obvious. Whether you're building a list or in the middle of a game, keeping the toolbox of options and abilities in your mind can help.


Monday, September 20, 2010

A Call for Papers/Suggestions

Its been nearly a month since Dethtron and I lit this candle.  So far its been a fun and rewarding experience.  People are responding pretty positively to our mission and site traffic seems to be up across the board for our members.  On top of that, we've managed to bring nearly 70 blogs into the house so far.  In only one month!

But before we break out the drugs and call up those 'professional' ladies we know for the one month anniversary ironic 80's retro coke party, It'd be a good time to point out that we HoP admins still have a lot of work to do.
<sniiiiifff>  FUCK YEAH!

With that in mind, let me first give everyone a hearty thanks for helping us get such a good start.


Now, I need to let you all in on a dark secret.  Dethron and I were taken by surprise by how successful our first month has been.  To be quite honest, we expected to languish in total obscurity a lot longer than we have.  As a result, we're on our back foot a bit in terms of actual HoP content and a regular posting schedule.

This is where you come in.  The House of Paincakes is all about a lot of different things.  Standing above our policies on swearing, the promise of animal sexual magnetism and our totally sweet name, the most important part of what we're striving for is promoting YOU.  We're here to get the word out about YOUR genius.  Not so much ours or even an elite cadre of writers.  Its YOU.

So what can you do to help? Well, in a couple of fairly easy and monumentally important ways:
  1. Submit an article.  A couple weeks ago, Dethtron mentioned that we're more than happy to promote you by posting something of yours on our main page (with proper credit).  Apparently, most of you thought we were kidding.  We were and are quite serious.  Send us an old post you love, write something new  - we don't care!  Almost any submission will be given serious consideration.  Remember, we're here for your ego more than we are for our own.  All that we ask is that you promote the hobby in a positive way and that you be prepared for editing.
  2. Drop us a line.  Again, the HoP is all about the member blogs.  Dethtron and I have a notion of what we want to do to promote you.  But maybe you have a new idea.  We'd love to hear from you on a wide range of topics - including, but not limited to: your suggestions, praise, complaints, constructive criticism, ideas for a new series and/or testimonials.
In case you're too lazy to click on our contact info page, here's our email:

We look forward to hearing from you!


Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Weekly Top X: That New Blog Smell

Hello and welcome to another edition of the House of Paincakes Weekly top X.  Once Brent and I came down from our opium highs on Sunday, we scoured the HOP blogs for some of the best stuff that was published be the good people who are kind enough to openly admit that they are associated with us.

In a drug addled haze, Brent and I both had some flashbacks to the meager beginnings of our own blogs.  It can be hard to get noticed when you get started and it takes time to get readers and the sweet, sweet approval of your e-peers.  So with that in mind, Brent and I decided on focusing our attentions on blogs that have existed for less than a year.  Hopefully we'll get some of these guys the readers they deserve!

1) Bringer of Victory - Don't Be Stupid, Ya Moron

Brent: So, we’re looking at new blogs this week, Lauby. To which I have to say... this isn’t about me at all! How can we correct this glaring problem?
John: I don't know, Brent.  Maybe we could politely ask all of this weeks authors to sprinkle there posts with pictures of your glorious faux-hawk.  But what I'd really like to talk about is-
Brent: Jeez, man - way to make it about yourself. We’re pushing new blogs here, like this one, Nike40K. As with any new blog, there’s not much material to go on, but I think we’ve picked a winner here. He’s got a dry wit and knows how to spin the absurd for laughs - check out his Warseer articles! The one we’re featuring today is an honest self-assessment of his army at Hard Boyz, to which I can only say: I’ve been there, brother, I’ve been there.
John: Yah man, me too. Self delusion can really be a motherfucker.

2) Ragnar's Fist - Spiral Binding Your Codexes

John: I know its not technically from the last week, but this is just too good an idea not to share. Since he just got back from a vacation and I didn’t want him to miss out, I fudged a bit. I’m an editor. I can do that. I’m not sure if I’m a fan of his solution yet, but he’s certainly got me thinking about doing something to protect my large investment in army books. Especially considering how much the get used.
Brent: Actually, I’ve done this to my book before and it works out great! My Eldar Codex is always opened to psychic powers, since that piece of crap book is so hard to find anything in... sorry, I’m ranting. Point is, an open book on a gaming table is an annoyance, but with spiral binding it’s a convenience. This idea is tres useful.

3) Rant in E Minor - Retro Review: The Failcon Grav Tank

John: As Eldar players, I think both Brent and I can appreciate where this guy is coming from. The Eldar don’t have as many successful build options as we’d like anymore and there is a certain amount self loathing involved when you use the tools you do have. A spot on analysis of the shenanigans the Eldar have been reduced to to win against the newer codices. Bonus points for snow-mobiling the fluff. That killed me.
Brent: I’m just glad he didn’t steal my snowmobiling color! I still haven’t forgiven the last chap who took green, using it for his comments in the hideous love-child that was the monkey-fucked-football-grotesquery 5-man snowmobiling of 2010. He knows who he is! (Oh yea, give the article a read...)

4) N++ - Liguitex Matte Varnish

John: Sealing your models is always an opportunity to fuck them up somehow. Most people who write about varnish seem to not realize this or at least try and sidestep the issue. Which is entirely frustrating since you pretty much have to seal you stuff if you plan on actually playing a game. Dave’s piece is the exact kind of post on the subject I like to see - objective, honest, educational and with a trouble shooting section.
Brent: I couldn’t agree more. Did you know Heavy Metal doesn’t seal their models? It ‘ruins them for photos.’ Fuck that - the rest of us can’t afford to repaint what we’ve painted!
John: Or at least the rest of us aren’t being paid to maintain our corporate masters’ collection. HIYO!

5)  BJC MiniStudio - Bartertown.Com Admins: Part I with MagikalMemories

Brent: Folks, we really did save the best for last this week - nothing against these other articles, but this one is so freakin’ useful I can’t stand it. My boy Evil Homer knows how to work these online trading angles, and it seems to be a great way to stretch your hobby dollar. In this economy, that means more money for your toys. This dude wants to give you money... what are you waiting for!? Check out this site’s Bartertown posts so you can understand The Secret. I mean, it’s got to be better than that Oprah book, right Lauby? That had nothing whatsoever to do with man-dolls!
John: I wouldn’t know, Brent. I just wouldn’t know. I’ll quiz you about it later so I can keep up at book club. Speaking of people who do interviews... I’m actually a big fan of stuff like this. There are a lot of cool people out there doing some really great things for our hobbies and getting a peek inside there head is always fascinating for me. From my own experiences with barter town, I can say that if you’re patient, its a pretty great way to save a buck.

There you go, guys! Another Top X has come and gone.  I have to say that we really hope you enjoy this series as much as we do.  Its fast becoming the highlight of my blogging week.  See you next time!  - Lauby


Monday, September 13, 2010

Notice: New URL and Associated Errors

Just a quick notice for everyone - Dethtron and I are startin' to get all super slick with the HOP site and we went and bought a custom URL.

You can go ahead and use this much less complicated address to hit up your favorite blog network landing page of all time.  Or... you can use the old blogspot address.  Both will work as we've set up a redirect.  Or at least it will once a niggling blogger error goes away.

We're under construction you see.  Accidents happen.
Unfortunately, the custom domain stuff on blogger keeps wrecking our blog lists while the custom url is active.  Once I switch back to the blogspot address things go back to normal.  So if you're the kind of obsessive fan we hope to one day have, you may notice some broken things off and on. Not to worry, though - we're on it.

Please bear with us as we deal with the mystery that is blogger.  Watch this post for updates.

[UPDATE:] Screw figuring out web problems.  I went ahead and set up the redirect and then reentered all the blogs back on the rolls.  Please check the roles to make sure your blog is there!

And now, because Chaosgerbil raises a valid point:

I bring you a lolcat

and boobies

The new address is live and we're one step closer to world domination. With that out of the way, things should be pretty stable for now.   Let us know if we broke anything and thanks for bearing with us for the last few hours. - Lauby


Friday, September 10, 2010

Join Us or Die!

Hey everybody!  Hey Dr. Dethtron (well I'm not really a Dr. but I'll be an MBA before too long...).

Well anyway, I just wanted to write and implore all of our readers to make sure they not only "follow" this blog, but also to submit your blogs to us for the roll.  As you'll see if you poke around, we're not particularly discriminating when it comes who we include.  Basically, as long as your blog is about tabletop gaming or roleplaying, you're in.  Right now we seem to have a lot of GW related content, as that's what the site owners play for the most part, but if you know FoW, Warmachine/Hordes, Battletech, or whatever, we'd love to have you on the network.  We're working to get some authors to talk about other systems right now, but that is a long range project.

I've also noticed that there are a few "followers" who have blogs, but haven't asked to be included in the network.  What the hell are you waiting for?  Click the "join us!" link up top and get on board already, or die.  Ok, so you won't die, at least through any fault of my own, but I just wanted an excuse to use a picture from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.  I secretly like that movie even if Kevin Costner is involved.  Well I guess it isn't really a secret any more. 

Lastly, if you would like to contribute to our posting schedule, let us know at  We're not quite ready to start adding permanent extra authors yet, although it will be happening soon, but we'd love to re-post an article you're particularly proud of or- better yet- put up some original content for the HOP that you wrote.  Fair warning though, I'm a stickler for editing, so don't be offended if you get an article sent back with lots of red notes on it.  I'm not trying to be a dick, I just want this site to be that good.

Have a great, safe weekend everybody, and we'll be seeing you shortly.

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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Math- Can't Truss' It

You know an article is going to be awesome when the title contains a Public Enemy quote.  Those of you that have been following my work on Dick Move already know that I'm a sucker for math.  I enjoy a good round of mathhammer nearly as much as a game of Warhammer.   Statistics and probability are things that you really need to have a grasp on to elevate your game.  Knowing the odds of killing an enemy, surviving a reckless action, or passing a leadership test are invaluable in my own decision making process.  I won't lie and say that I always calculate the exact odds of accomplishing what I want, but I know that if I want to take down a Landraider with missile launchers, it's going to take more than just a handful of shots to do it. 

Don't fret if you're not math savvy.  Heresy Online has a good 40k combat calculator that can help you out of a jam. 

Having said that, I will also let you know that I am extremely mistrustful of the application of probability to a game of Warhammer.  Frankly, you are rarely going to be rolling enough dice at one time for the outcome to logically follow predicted outcomes.  Perhaps something like Khorne Berzerkers on the charge come close, but keep in mind that rolling 20 is less likely to behave as we would assume, but rolling 1,000 dice would probably yield pretty close to average results.  Rolling an infinite number of dice will yield average results. 

Here is a real life example based on a series of highly improbable events that happened to me recently.  It's centered around these assholes here:

Yeah, these assholes
This past weekend I got a chance to play my first game of Warhammer Fantasy 8th ed against my good buddy Hoagy.  He already went to the trouble of making up a battle report, so if you're interested in reading it or seeing more pretty pictures of mostly unpainted miniatures on my desert board you can read it here.  For me, the game was fraught with bad luck from the outset.  Turn 1 saw my cannon misfiring itself to death after my Lvl 4 Life Wizard miscast and killed 3 greatswords while resurrecting 3 crossbowmen- not a good trade off to say the least.  Over the course of the next few turns I lost both my other artillery pieces (a mortar and a Helstorm Rocket Battery) to misfires- it was a small game and I was more interested in trying out as many things as possible than having a cohesive army, so I didn't have a lot of artillery and didn't get to spam anything. 

Anyway, let's crunch the numbers on my suicide artillery.  I took a total of 5 shots over the course of the game.  3 of those were fatal misfires. 
  • 1 result on the artillery die is a misfire, so the probability of rolling a misfire is 1/6
  • 1 result on the misfire chart (a roll of 1) results in a wrecked piece, so the probability of being wrecked is 1/6
Noting the above, the probability of an artillery piece getting killing itself with a misfire on a single shot is 1/6 * 1/6 = 1/36

This also means that the probability of not killing itself (inclusive of non-destructive misfires) is 1 - 1/36 = 35/36. 

Since in my particular case I got 2 shots off and died on 3 others the odds of that happening were:
(1/36)^3 * (35/36)^2=  1,225/60,466,176 = .00002026... or odds so low that my calculator just had to resort to scientific notation.

I stood a 0.00203% chance of exploding my 3 war engines over the course of 5 shots.  Ordinarily when you fire a cannon or what have you, you assume that you're going to the shot off.  Statistics even tell you that you have a 35/36 (97.2%) chance of at least not destroying yourself.  Seems like a pretty safe gamble.  Hell, I'd take odds like that in Vegas all day long.  Sadly, just because something is likely to happen doesn't mean that it is guaranteed to happen.  Despite the fact that there was nearly 100% certainty that I would not lose all of my own units to misfires, it happened.  Shit happens. 

And that my friends is the moral of the story.  Shit happens.  Despite your best efforts and confidence in  statistics, you can't expect all of your rolls to behave as predicted.  Even if you know that firing 10 lasgun shots at BS3 will yield 5 hits on average, it is still possible or even likely that you will get 4, 6, 10, etc hits when you roll.  At the same time, even though I know that shooting a single missile at a Landraider at BS4 only stands a 11.11% chance of glancing, so it's not worth the effort if there are other viable targets.  If anything is to be learned by this, it's that knowing your stats will help you to make logical decisions, but don't be surprised when things don't work out quite as you expected.

So there you have it.  Anybody else pulled off any ludicrous rolls?  Got advice for applying stats to your game?  Inevitable math errors to bitch about in my calculations?  Sound off in the comments section.


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Philip K. Dick Presents: the Weekly Top X

The House of Paincakes crack team of researchers has been hard at work for the last days searching for some of the coolest things are members have committed to the internet.  This week, we have a double theme (loosely speaking).  Without further flim-flam and rigmarole, welcome to today's Philip K. Dick/hobby Weekly Top X!  Remember, these are in no particular order!

1)  When Cannons Fade - How to Make Your Own Movement Trays

John: I know I’m stating the obvious here, but movement trays are the kind of thing that can make or break a game of Fantasy. Unfortunately, the options GW sells just aren’t as ‘one size fits all’ as the package claims... or as cheap as you’d want them to be. With all the new interest in Fantasy cropping up, ideas like this are pure genius. Not only can you make ANY size you want, but its also no big deal if they get destroyed!
Brent: I had my doubts about this one, but I’ve actually seen a local try it and it works quite well. It’s stable and light... and cheap! My biggest peeve about the GW brand is how perfect they are for 20mm models and how unperfect they are for 25mm. Make your own and avoid all that.

2)  Musings of a Metal Mind - Gunheads and Walkers

Brent: So, here’s a blog that was getting on this list this week regardless. First of all, it’s always cool. This dude is a true original and I dare any of you to call this kit-bashing. Anyway, I preferred the Lackeys article but I see where Lauby is going with this choice. It is a great example of the crazy vision Mark has. Mark is that robot dude who does all this - I betcha didn’t know that, Lauby.
John: Are you saying Mark is a robot!? Quick! Break out the Voight-Kampff machine! Well, even if he is a robot, Mark has cranked out some seriously impressive robo-conversions. A lot of love and creativity went into these models and you can tell... even if he didn’t come right out and say it. HA!  Not only are the gunheads pretty freakin’ sweet, but they’re an appropriate eulogy for the sorely missed GW bitz service.

3)  Drunken Gamers of Ottawa - Pre-Heresy Night Lords

Brent: This... is... freakin’... awesome..!
John: Kids, there are pre-heresy armies and then there’s this. I’ve seen very few people this committed to including original models in their armies. And the conversions - that’s were the real genuis is. No wait! Its the scratchbuit drop pods. No wait! It's the hand painted...
Brent: Let me interrupt you there, Lauby - you’re distracting from the pure win that is RTB1-era Space Marines. I love these old models. I actually have an army of my own, but I’ll admit right here that this one blows mine way out of the water. Truly inspiring.

4)  Indy 40k - August in Indy

John: Hmmmm, this feels a lot like you’re trying to sidestep the arbitrary limits I’ve set. A link in our top X to another top X - for shame, Brent!
Brent: You’ve caught me! I’m a rebel I am, and I did bring this one to the party because it’s like a freebie. We pick him and he picks others and voila! It’s like Amway, except we’re at the top of the pyramid!
John: You sly devil!  In any case, this is the same kind of thing we hope to promote with our own top X.  Damn, we are like Amway executives.  Maybe we can introduce Ubik into the product line?

5)  40k for the New Professional - A Real Pennfield Mood Organ
Brent: This is the one I had to make sure got on the list. I like this post for a variety of reasons, some of them personal, I’ll admit. First up, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep was a firm favorite of mine growing up. It was the first work I ever learned to appreciate rather than liking right off; it was worth the effort. Even now, I can picture the protagonist going home to his fake animals and dialing 888. That’s bleak shit, it really is. Point is, Kennedy is right: we can shape our own moods with music. That’s got to be better than sitting in front of the television, right?
John: I dunno.. if I’m in a ‘c-beams glittering the dark’ kind of mood, a funny movie or some hilarious tv tends to do much the same as the music could for snapping me out of it. The big thing here, is that Kennedy’s article has some very useful applications for going about the business of painting your dudes. I use music and telefilm myself to alter my mood and get me focuses in a distracted kind of way.
Brent: (Dial 888: the desire to watch TV, no matter what’s on.)
John:  Note to self:  Buy Philip K Dick anthology.  Read anthology.

And there you have it.  The second Weekly Top X has come to its esoteric close.  As always, we look forward to tormenting you with our banter next week.  Read like the wind!  - Lauby


Monday, September 6, 2010

Tactica: Warbuggy vs. Deffkopter

For the HOP staff, its not a question of whether or not Orks suck but rather a question of what color of green should you go with.   Mercer over at Imperius Dominatus also felt that the age old rivalry between dune buggy and personal helicopter also needed to be addressed - Ork Style!  As part of our continuing quest to promote the HOP network members, we bring you the entirety of Mercer's post on the subject with minimal edits.

Here's a article to possibly end the debate of which is better; Warbuggy or Deffkopter!


Thursday, September 2, 2010

Balanced Army Lists: The Truth (Part 2)

And now the much anticipated second part to Kirby's Balanced Army Lists: article from Monday:

Now that we’ve got an understanding of what a balanced list is and specifically what it is not, let’s debunk a few of the myths about a balanced list. The biggest one for me is they are “point and click” armies. This is a load of bollocks. Look through the blog archives of 3++, YTTH, Mind War FTW, 3+ save, Blackjack & Hookers, etc. How many tactical concepts are discussed/analyzed over these ‘point and click’ armies? A metaphorical ton. Whilst using a Mech IG or SM list might have similar premises in board control and will be easier to play than a 24” Eldar mech list or Foot BA list, they are by no means simple. If an army appears point and click and plays that way on the table the army is either a gimmick/rock army (I.e. Shrike termies, Lash Chaos, etc.) or is being run by a poor general. Look at Stelek’s ambush article. Point and click that thanks.


Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Weekly Top X

Hello, everyone, and welcome to the House of Paincake's very first Top X (where X equals whatever the hell we want it to) post! Brent and I waded through a ton of posts to bring you 5 that we thought really stood out.  Without further introductory BS, lets get started.

1) Baals-2-the-Waals - "Oh how rich we are" (In defense of small pointed games)
2) Game Over - House of Paincakes / Is Small Beautiful?

John: These are the two articles I’m most excited about for this week’s top 5. As far as I can tell, these guys didn’t even know of each other’s existence before Von wrote a response. Then HOP brings ‘em together and then you see this great great response to someone else’s hard work. Plus, even though they have divergent positions, but no one is getting up on their hind legs. Very cool and its entirely what we’re on about.
Brent: So, why don’t you explain this whole unity thing. Is it like my hugs and gropings concept or a bit less touchy-feelie?
John: Its as touchy-feelie as you want it to be, my man! The whole idea is to get people to engage in actual discussion rather than the cycle of taking stances and waiting for backlash. Granted, there’s a certain amount of futility in that, but it’s the goal all the same. There are far too many faction lines being drawn across a relatively... BRENT!
Brent: Sorry - I wasn’t paying attention, I was reading these threads. I don’t know about you, but I really responded to the story about the player who took casual games as an opportunity for revenge. Maybe that wasn’t the point of the thread but it did stick out.
John: Yeah, stuff like that is a bummer. But it’s also the kind of contextual stuff that can really give you a sense of where the author is coming from and really adds a richness to the blogging experience.
Brent: Look, Lauby - we’ve got to move on here. I know you’re all wordy and stuff but people are falling asleep out there! I think the main point here is these two posts represent what’s great about blogging and illustrates where the House of Paincakes can go in the future. Good stuff.

3) One Inch Warriors -  a Word in Your Ear or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blog

John: This is another gem we got out of the initial launch of the HOP site. I like this post for a lot of reasons and not just because of the favorable press HOP got out of it! What really struck me were the historical aspect of the WD article and the nature of gamers as consumers rather than just fans. Plus, we get more of that great context from the little anecdotes that the author sprinkled in. This is really the kind of Personality Based Blogging you like to promote.
Brent: This is exactly the kind of PBB I love... is there an echo? And did we just coin a phrase? Bottom line, there’s nothing - and I mean nothing - wrong with this article. It’s a classic. Not later: NOW. It’s that good, so all you fine folks out there should do yourselves a favor and read it. If you’ve already read it, reread it. Okay, what’s next?

4) The Back 40k - Color Question: Tau Battle Suits

John: This post just about floored me. As a bit of a painter myself, I know what kind of work goes into making tutorials in general, let alone one so customized to one person’s needs. The fact that SandWyrm took the time out of his day to write this up AND do the photo-editing necessary to make his points is just priceless. Sandwyrm really used his skills to go the distance on this one. Plus, its a fantastic companion piece to all of his (also) excellent color theory articles.
Brent: Sandwyrm, Farmpunk, and the Indiana Boys run a damn fine hobby blog, and this gem is part of the reason they get noticed. I’m with you, Lauby: who takes the time to do this? I’ll admit, I appreciated the Color Theory articles (John, see how I capitalized that... pretentious, huh?) but this one is the double-chocolate icing on the cake of... something... I lost the analogy. What were we talking about again?

5) 3++ is the new Black -  Warhammer 40k/Fantasy Tournament Scene & Metagame

Brent: Lauby, I have to wonder if this week is an indication of how this series is going to go. I mean, each article has me thinking it’s the best of the bunch... until I go back and check out one of the others! Case in point, Kirby sits down and once and for all puts the idea of a metagame to rest. I’ve always preferred the regionalism concept, which I can’t help but think has received a pretty big boost out of this, ‘cause Kirby has put the debate to bed. Permanently!
John: Sadly, no. Most of the comments were some arguments over semantics and general bullshit. HOWEVER, this article is right on the money as far as I'm concerned. It also has the benefit of being the most coherent and well written treatment of the subject. It always amazes me how well Kirby and his co-bloggers are able to completely ignore the trade off between quantity and quality. The produce so much and all of it is good!

Well, the clock on the wall tells me its time for Brandy in the solarium so I do believe it’s time to bring this first top X to a close. I have to say that Brent and I had a ton of fun writing this and even more fun going through all the quality stuff that the HOP network members managed to crank out in our first week and half of existence. So set your homepage to the House of Paincakes and we’ll see a new round of great stuff next week!


Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Kromlech Conversion Bits

Today's post is for all of you Ork fans.  I recently stumbled across a company by the name of Kromlech Conversion Bits, who is currently engaged in making all things Orky.  According to their website, their first conversion pack was released in January 2010 and since then, they've expanded to offer a total of 9 resin kits over 3 different lines- or if you're into marketing jargon, they have 3 line product mix width with a 9 unit product mix length. 


Monday, August 30, 2010

Balanced Army Lists: The Truth (Part 1)

Hello people, Kirby here from 3++. To kick off HOP I thought I'd 'import' an article from 3++. This article looks at what a balanced army is as I often find a lot of people throw the balanced label at the wrong army lists. With HOP and tournaments like NOVA and Centurion (Australian NOVA-styled tournament) specifically catering to both hobbyists and competitive players I thought it was important to clarify what balance really is. For the sake of writing (and my sanity) I’ve split the gaming ‘preferences’ into competitive and hobby. I know a lot of us enjoy both aspects and may or may not lean a bit towards one over the other but for this article we’ll assume there is no middle ground on the perspectives and everyone is at one extreme or the other.

When this article came in, we thought it would be a great way to kick off the blog.  It sums up our feelings on the competitive, WAAC, fluff, et al. kerfuffle that has been raging since the dawn of gaming discussions on the Internet.  I would usually take this time to tell you to go and check out Kirby's blog, but Kirby being Kirby, he's already provided you with a handful of links.  Enjoy- Dethtron


Saturday, August 28, 2010

Clearing the Air

I just wanted to quickly address a fallacy that I've seen pop up a few places regarding the HOP.  We are not here just to cater to competitive gamers.  Lauby and I love some stiff competition and a good competitive spirit, but we're also avid hobbyists- painting, reading, living, breathing, and eating (?) gaming.  I think that this mirrors the very real, silent majority of players a lot more closely than most will admit to.  We have nothing against fluff bunnies or competitive gamers and don't feel that those two things have to be mutually exclusive.  We are simply here to attempt the impossible and bring together a large community of players that crosses the imaginary lines drawn up by WAAC gamers, rivet counters, rules lawyers, softer gaming types, and anybody who generally detracts from the community. 

The HOP isn't here to mock your play style.  Play the game however the fuck you want- don't late the haters poop in your party hat.  Again, we are simply here to try and bring as diverse a group of people as possible together under a single banner in a shot at making the hobby community better.  The articles that we're going to be bringing to you should run the entire breadth of the hobby, from painting, to narrative scenarios, to hard core list building, and everything in between.  One of our first articles is going to be coming from Kirby and the advanced copy that I read does a masterful job of expressing this idea- the idea of building a unified community.

In short, I just wanted to express that everyone is welcome here.  We are not attempting to cater to a particular gamer.  We just want you to have access to the best info out there regardless of what you're looking to get out of your games.


Thursday, August 26, 2010

Coming Down the Pipe from Ye Olde HOP

It has been a whirlwind of activity this week for Lauby and I.  With so many people already in the blog network, we've been furiously working to keep up with an influx of membership submissions and even article submissions (all unsolicited too I might add). 

With this in mind, we at the HOP  have decided to speed up our time line of becoming a full fledged blog and full service blog network.  Starting this coming Monday, we hope to have a number of exciting enhancements made to the site and begin our full hobby article operations.  The short list of things coming for the week ahead include:
  • Database of all member sites, as we have nearly filled the display capacity of the two blog rolls.  The blog rolls will still be up there, but with realistically only being able to show 50 blogs at once, we wanted to make sure that everyone has visibility.
  • Daily (or more) tactics, hobby, list building, and whatever articles from several authors.  Lots of secret plans at work here, you'll just have to tune in to see the end result
  • An army of the week feature, highlighting the behind the scenes process of creating a stunning army and the tactics employed on the field of battle
  • Hobby event pimping.  If you have a tourney, painting contest, paincake eating competition, or other hobby event e-mail us the details at and we'll be sure to give you a shout out
  • Product reviews for our favorite hobby items.  Un- biased, blunt, and advertisement free, as you would expect
  • Weekly top (insert whole number integer here) lists.  We're reading all of your blogs looking for the best articles every week.  The most enlightening ones will be featured in a weekly post
That's it for now from us.  Thanks again for all of the support and we look forward to bringing things fully up to speed next week.  If there's anything we can do to help you out- blogging advice, tactics help, finding a date for that wedding you've got coming up, or whatever- drop us a line and we'll see if we can help.  Remember, if there's a feature you want to see or an event you want to promote, all you have to do is ask.


Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Several Short Essays on Being God's Gift to the Internet

In our joining instructions, we asked that prospective members write "an essay of 500 words or less explaining why you are God's gift to the Internet, which we will ignore."  We lied a bit.  We didn't plan on ignoring any of your essays.  In fact, everyone who has joined us so far has now had their essay retroactively entered into our double secret essay contest. 

It turned out that many of you out there have some pretty great senses of humor. Thank Unholy Krondor!  Between all the scrambling around like crazy people we were doing, we had some genuine laughs over the contents of the membership applications.  Don't worry, it was the good kind of laughter - like the kind you have right after someone hurts themselves on Youtube.

We thought it'd be pretty great to wade through the e-mountain of e-mails we've received to find the best 'essays' that had been sent to us and then share them with everyone.


Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The HOP Logo for Wordpress Users- Updated- Now Without HTML Errors

Looking in our busy inboxes this morning we were hit upside the head by a hammer of pure awesome.  Mighty Thor himself took the time to write up instructions for you Wordpress users to add the HOP logo and link to your sites.

1. Right click the the logo for House of Paincakes and choose 'Save Image As...' or 'Save Picture As...' depending on your browser
2. In WordPress go to Media->Add New and choose the image you saved and upload it
3. Once uploaded copy the text in the field 'File URL'
4. Go to Appearance->Widgets and drag a text widget over to whichever sidebar you want the logo to show up in
5. In that text widget paste this in:

<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="file_url_you_copied" border="0"></a>

You'll want to change the 'file_url_you_copied' to actually be the file URL that you copied from step #3.

6. Click save and you're done

See, this is exactly what we're on about with this blog network.  Sharing and collaboration.  Thor saw a need and jumped in with a solution for all of you.

If you're feeling appreciative, you can head on over to Thor's blog, Creative Twilight and check his stuff out.   He's got a pretty robust collection of articles covering almost every aspect of 40k and some pretty good gaming introspection.


Pardon Our Awesome Dust

Just a few quick little announcements on day two of our official existence:

1) To be quite honest, our first day has been pretty awesome amazing fucking fantastic and exceeded our expectations by a wide margin. It’s also been very busy. We've been adding blogs almost all day and getting a good bit of constructive criticism along with that.

Part of the process of making the House of Paincakes totally boss and cool is responding to problems/concerns and working with the community to improve. It’s an ongoing process - to state the obvious. Things like the major template changes are just one of the many things we’re willing to do to make this site great. As we get more input and more ideas from you guys, more things may change.

So please bear with us as we make tweaks and changes here and there ove the coming days.

2) For those of you who have colored backgrounds on your own sites and for those of you who are not using blogger, the logo may be an issue. Unfortunately, I can’t make a widget for the wordpress guys, so you’ll have to put the logo up manually. For those of you who would like an opaque background on the logo or even a different sized logo, we’re making a few options available to you under the 'logo' link in the tabs at the top of the page. If anybody needs something else done with the logo, just shoot us an email at

3)  For anybody who wants to join in the fun, the comments section is not the proper place to apply.  Please, pleas send an e-mail request to make sure we see it.  More information can be found here.

4) Lastly, and most importantly: We’d like to personally thank everyone who has signed up and supported us so far. Hell, we’d even like to thank the people who haven’t joined yet but are thinking about it. This network and this blog are all about you guys; thank you from the bottom of our black hearts for everything you guys have done to help us give this project such a good start.


Monday, August 23, 2010

Where Are the Ads?

Notice something? Maybe there's something missing here, perhaps? Well you're on to something, you handsome, canny devil. We do not have any ad support for this blog. This gives us more room to make the site look like a geocities page*. In all seriousness though, we are seriously for serious committed to keeping this site advertisement free, for serious even.

There are a lot of reasons for this. First and foremost, we are here to advertise for you, the gaming enthusiast. Whether you're here to promote your blog or find something good to read, we don't want to clutter up the page with a bunch of nonsense about dating services, the warstore (even if Neal is pretty great), or the Oprah book of the month. The network exists to promote your blog and that's what we're going to do.


Beyond that simple logic, we also aim to be as neutral as possible. In the event that we bring you a piece of news, a product review, or any other article, we want you to know that it is as unbiased as we can make it. We feel very strongly that by not accepting advertising revenue, we will be able to keep our integrity firmly intact.

The future is bright for us. As we've alluded previously, there are a lot of plans in the works. Some of these will cost money. We'll be buying our own domain in the near future (probably out of pocket, not that it's too expensive) and we're going to try and bring you some prize support down the road. Let's just leave that open ended for you guys to speculate about for now. In short, running this blog certainly won't be free for the owners for very long. It may become necessary to drum up some cash or product support down the road to keep things going or just to do what we want to do to promote the gaming hobby. That's a bridge that we will cross when we reach it. I can't tell you exactly where we're going to draw support from, but we can promise you 2 things-
  1. Ad banners will never grace our pages
  2. We will be open, honest, and transparent about any support that we do receive

We want all of you to remember this. If you see a change in the future that you thinks violates this, let us know so that we can consider it. Here's to this never being an issue.



*We've already been hated on a little bit for page design. We'll consider making some changes later on, but for now you should be glad that we didn't choose a dark background, bright text format. That shit seriously hurts my eyes.


Welcome to the House of Pain.....Cakes

Today is the day ladies and gentlemen.  The House of Paincakes is officially live and open for business.  After nearly a year of deliberation on the subject, it is with great pride that Lauby and I bring you this blog network.  We're looking forward to years of hard work and promoting the table top wargame hobby to come.

Right now a lot of you may be wondering exactly what the hell this is, but are too lazy to click on the "Vision" link.  To succinctly answer the questions in your mind, the HOP is a blog network.  Not only that, but it's probably the best blog network for gamers ever.  In order to make sure that everybody with a blog and something to say gets a chance to promote themselves, we've created HOP to be something of an everyman's network.  Seriously, go check out our "Code of Conduct."  We think you'll find it a little less constricting than any other network and a lot more reasonable to boot.  Here's where things get exciting.  Not only is this network more accommodating, but we're working around the clock across every time zone to bring you articles from the top minds in gaming and news on the best hobby events.  We look forward to the HOP becoming your one stop shop for reliable gaming info.

That's it for today.  Thanks for stopping in.  If you write for a blog, make sure you take down our Contact Information, follow the instructions on that link, and hit us up to be added to the blog roll and grab the widget at the bottom of the page (it only works for blogger, unfortunately.  To add the logo for any other application hit us up and we'll make arrangements to get it to you).  If you're just here to read about the games that we all love to play make sure you follow us, bookmark us, or favorite us.  On behalf of the entire HOP crew, welcome and be sure to stay tuned in- we are going to grow the fuck out of this network as fast as we damn well can.