Pssst! Hey you - yea, you! I can hear you breathing. I can see you typing...
...what, you weren’t using your webcam anyway! Forget all that right now, we gotta do this quick before Lauby sees us!
You know what’s never happened on Top X? Me nominating me.
C’mon! It’s a genius idea! Granted, since Top X is really meant to focus on the little guy (he says, whilst picking a ‘not little’ blog this week in Musings of a Metal Mind...), I imagine Lauby will yet again put a stop to my sinister machinations.
Not sure why he does that, but this may be a one-time deal. Given that, I’m going to do a Best and Worst of the Average... and much like the Official Strictly Average Criticizer Da Warboss Stalin... it’ll be on the bottom!
Hey everyone! And welcome to the Weekly Top X! Little does Brent know that I can read green text at almost the same level as I can all other colors. I'm well aware of his plan. However, in the name of "seeing where it all goes", I've decided to allow his micro-rebellion. Unfortunately, this kindness is not without a price. Little does Brent know that the nosebleed and headache he just suffered was caused by my psychic theft of one of his memories.
Dastardly mind powers aside, this Top X is in the same style as last week's: I pick 3, Brent picks 3 and then we try and figure out why. I know, I know... trying to codify Brent's thoughts may seem risky. But that's just the kind of thing I do to keep the HoP running.