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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Bandwagon Jumping as a Way of Life....

Those of you who have read more than about four of my articles (or have ever checked out my own blog) know that my first army was Chaos Space Marines. Though the idea of seven feet tall genetically engineered killing machines was pretty cool, the thought of EVIL seven feet tall genetically engineered killing machines was even cooler,



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Monday, September 19, 2011

New Member Monday: dethtron returns, Lauby Goes Away

Hey all!  I'm back from my semi-hiatus today and filling in for Lauby while he's on a quick jaunt out of town.  With that in mind, the duty of telling you all about our new members has fallen on my shoulders today. 

time traveled back to the dark ages of web design to steal this sweet ass pic!


As usual we've got a great crop of entries today and some special surprises from people who somehow didn't ever make it into the rolls by mistake.  Wow, the twists keep coming here at the HoP today. 

I feel like there's something more I should say in this intro bit, but there's not really any other news to share with everybody, so why don't you just check out the awesome new (and new old) members after the jump.

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HoP Idol Round 2 Results

You guys ready for another twist!  Well, not only have I been woefully inadequate in my duties to moderate this contest, but we're also killing off the Quickfire challenge portion.  Due to difficulties in scheduling with guest judges, this portion of the contest just isn't feasible for us right now.  I was really excited about it, but I am also man enough to admit defeat.  My apologies to everyone from the contestants to the judges who were already committed to this, to you dear readers.  We'll hopefully get something worked out for this the next time we run this contest.


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Sunday, September 18, 2011

[Musings of a Game Store Owner] Competition

Competition



MadPersian asked:

I am curious, is your store the only game store in town, and did you do any market research before starting your business? I'm very curious how you would go about doing market research to determine the demand for a game store, especially in a region with no game store.

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Friday, September 16, 2011

The Weekly Top X - For Science!

10:15 AM - Have successfully sealed subject ‘SinSynn’ in the prepared test chamber.

10:24 AM - Sedatives beginning to wear off. Subject beginning to show movement. Breathing and heart rate returning to normal levels.


11:09 AM - Subject is fully awake and alert now. Shows no awareness of artificial nature of surroundings. Experiment begins.

ATTENTION TERRAN MORTALS!
THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE XENOS BROADCASTING COMPANY.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST THE SETTINGS ON YOUR PRIMITIVE, SINGLE DIMENSION VIEWSCREENS...THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

...ok...maybe it is...heh :P

11:12 AM - Subject immediately exhibiting signs of severe anxiety. Subject appears to be trying to establish some form of control over local environment in order to counteract feelings of helplessness.

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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Community Announcement - MWC September Conversion Contest!

Just a quick shout out/reminder for Miniature Wargame Conversions today.  They're running a fantabulous conversion contest for September complete with prize support and rules and EVERYTHING!
This month the rules are simple:
1) You do not talk about Fight Club.
2) Limit two (2) entries per participant.
3) All other blanket-rules apply.
4) Any conversion from any tabletop game goes.
5) Any size goes.
6) Any-thing-goes, people. It's a free for all and you all are getting tossed into the middle of it!
So if you're interested in a chance for 100 wing-wangs, head on over to MWC for the complete details!

Pretty Sure this isn't what they had in mind

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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

SinSynn gets his groove back!

Hey folks, SinSynn here.

Thought I'd talk some Hobby this week.

Not that I don't wanna rant 'bout dem Space Marines (cuz I do), find flimsy excuses to reference Tentacle Hentai (cuz I do), or post pics of Megan Fox (I think you already know)......

Wait a second...I need excuses?
.......BULLSHIT!




*Left: Space Marines...they suck. Center: (fapfapfapfap) Right: My most memorable first date ever
*

Ah, glad we got that outta the way...DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!
:D


So...yeah...This week I've been painting stuffs. Holy crap I missed painting stuffs.
It's been about...3 months, I guess.

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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Crunch Vs. Fluff.....

Writing a good codex must be pretty hard work. You need to keep a balance between the armies background (The Fluff) and the rules that allow that army to be fielded on the table-top (The Crunch).

For me, any codex would need the following things to put it into the 'decent' category,

Fluff.




1) Background material that integrates smoothly with previously written material rather than pissing on it (unless it was utter drivel in the first place I suppose)
2) Information on individual units that makes you want to use them in an army before you even read the rules for them.
3) No 'Mary Sue' units at all.....no.....not even the one.....
4) A coherent theme that runs through all the unit entries.
5) Artwork that inspires.....

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Monday, September 12, 2011

New Member Monday - The Case of the Forgotten Title

Hello Cats and Kittens!  It's another week of the ol' zip zop boobity bop at the House of Paincakes.  We've got our usual fair of cool shit scheduled this week.  Plus, the very probable continuation of the HoP Idol contest that had, sadly, been interrupted by death, sadness and a the search for a secret guest judge.


LinkWithin is GO!
Right off the bat, we wanted to add the LinkWithin widget to our posts.  But right off the bat we knew that would be a waste off time until we had built up some content. We're months past the point when we should have added the feature, but whadayagonnado?  We've added it now, so y'all can look forward to looking at our past.  I'm told that it takes some time for the thingamabobber to get its sea legs as it were, so bear with us and please refrain from pointing out any nonsensical links.  But you can feel free to tell us how awesome we are for our selection of value added features.

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Sunday, September 11, 2011

[Musings of a Game Store Owner] Getting Funky

Let's drop some Funke Funke Wisdom




This week's topic is pretty potent but fairly universal - Funk



It's something we have all experienced at one time or another; that person that really needs a bath.

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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Gaming on a Budget: Return to Ogre Kingdoms Mountain

Hey everybody, thanks for bearing with me over the past week while I'm not posting (Regularly scheduled HoP Idol resumes this weekend) and thanks to those of you who sent their condolences to me in e-mails and your comments- I appreciate it.

Way back in the infancy of this series- like when it had lots of active readers and commenters ;), I threw up a post on buying in bulk that included tips on buying bulk minis.  With the release of the excellent new Ogre Kingdoms book, I'd like to revisit the concept of bulk miniatures.  My interest in WFB has been waning severely since the release of the new rules set as I've struggled to find an army that excites me.  I still like the Empire, but really don't need another game system where I basically play an immobile gunline.  I've also always been drawn to Skaven, but don't feel the energy to paint a horde army.  I'd been interested in Ogres for quite some time as the represent a playstyle that's relatively new to me and the larger models just look plain old fun.  Sadly, their old book was among the least competitive (or even playable) in the WFB canon. 

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Friday, September 9, 2011

The Weekly Top X - Wavy Gravy

Brent: Well, here we are again, Lauby my man, you and me, together again for Top X here at the House of Paincakes.
Lauby: Indeed, mt good chum.  Though it was nice to let some other people take the reigns while Brent and I got our asses kicked at our respective jobs.
Brent: Yup, so right. Synn and Loq did a bang up job. Sooooooo...
Lauby:  ... they did too good a job.
Brent: ...how the hell are we supposed to follow that? They had a party, and women, and talent - what have we got?
Lauby:  The great equalizers, Brent.  Experience and a poor sense of self preservation.
Brent: If you say so.

We're just like hobos, really.
1) Roll With It - Coming of Age
Brent: When did I grow up? I’ll let you know when it happens.
Lauby: No, no, no Brent.  It's plain for all the world to see that you and I are still, basically, man-children.  When did you 'grow-up' as a hobbyist?
Brent: As a player, I can’t say I know. As a Blogger, life definitely began for me at the first BolsCon. I created Strictly Average primarily to outline my efforts for that event... which is ironic, considering nobody read it until much later.
Lauby:  I'm not sure that's actual irony.  But what evs.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

User Content Wesnesday - Tales from the Jungle: Unit Fillers: Practical or the Cheap Way Out?”

We've been holding off on the User Content Wednesdays a bit to give HoP Idol some breathing room.  Sadly, a death in the family and some delays with the Quick Fire challenge have cropped up, so we're probably going to be behind by a week (but NOT cancelled).  In the meantime, I found this near little post over on Jungles of Lustria and had intended that it be in a Top X.  Which didnt happen, so here we are.  I think the title of this post is a contender for "most actually necessary colons in a blog title".

One of the things that I tend to notice about WHFB is the many growing trends that have taken place over the last several years. You may know that I’ve been playing for 11 years now and have seen some cool things along the way. Some of the latest trends that I’ve seen are the use of a display board for showing off your army at tournaments, Homemade Wound and Tick Markers, Spell Cards, and Homemade Turn Markers. Many of these things go above and beyond the normal requirement of just having a fully painted army. Some of the best converted models I’ve ever seen have nothing to do with the army at all but are instead just a placeholder to serve as a centerpiece… If you’ve read my blog lately, you’ll know that I recently created a Unit Filler for my Saurus Warriors. This is now the 3rd Unit Filler that I have in my army and it is by far the biggest one. It is on a chariot sized base and therefore “counts as” 8 models. Unit Fillers have become a huge trend in Warhammer and one that I don’t believe is going to go away. The most current edition of Warhammer focuses more on large blocks of infantry and many of us felt that when we switched from 7th edition to the 8th. It caused us to upgrade our units to include more troops than we were normally accustomed to. With that, came the inclusion of Unit Fillers. I myself had to upgrade units of 20 Saurus Warriors to 30 and 36, which is not cheap in this hobby. So I’ve heard people talk about unit fillers and their role in the Warhammer world… Some say they are nice addition to the unit, if done correctly, and really make the entire unit stand out. Others say that it’s a cheap way to get out of buying new models and a way to save yourself some money so that you don’t have to go buy that $35 box of 10 (plastic) models… To me, it’s a little bit of both.

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Gettin' Grimy With SinSynn


Hey, folks, SinSynn here.

So I thought I'd shake things up a bit this week and flip the script.
Usually I make an effort in my posts to...be positive, I guess.
When I discuss something in a negative fashion, I try to balance it with something positive.

And when that fails, I use lotsa italics and bold text.
(sometimes both...and CAPS, too. Nyah)


And pics! Lots and lots of pics....




*So here's Megan in a bikini, and Megan in ANOTHER bikini, and oh my god I just...well, y'know*


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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

The Quest for Perfection.....

There's a lot of choice available to a new 40K player,


He can go with an army of space robots, super soldiers, nuns with guns, space bugs or any number of other army flavours and when he's decided on the codex he wants to use he can then take that choice in any direction he wants...from pure assault, to gun-lines and anything else in between.....

That's the theory at least.

The reality is somewhat different...

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Monday, September 5, 2011

HoP Idol Delay

Due to a death in my family, I'm not going to be able to write up the results today or reveal who has immunity.

Things should be back to schedule Tuesdayish.

Thanks for understanding.

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New Member Monday - No Laboring on Labor Day

Auto-generated message from Lauby:


I will be out of the office until Tuesday the 5th of September 2011 due to the holiday.  I will get back to blogging at the earliest convenience.  If you need to contact me because of an emergency, please leave a comment on this post.

Have a super Monday!


New Member Monday

The Battle Barn
Keywords: Warhammer 40k, Warhammer Fantasy, Clubs, Clubbing, MINI Clubman


40k Bitz
Keywords: 40k, Space Marines, Necrons, Dark Eldar, Family Togetherness, Not actually a store

Joe Saves the Day
Keywords: 40k, malifaux, Bitchin' NOVA coverage, Day Saving


Apoc's Hobby Blog
Keywords: Warhammer Fantasy, 40k, Necromunda, Bloodbowl, Pathfinder, D&D, Rants, Rambles, Painting, Tutorials and general hobby stuff

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Sunday, September 4, 2011

[Musings of a Game Store Owner] When Plans Fall Apart


Planning for the future 




When you run and own a business, plans are inevitably part of the deal. Plans for renovations, new product lines, growth, expansion, employees, and much more. Thinking ahead to the future is part and parcel of running a business, and to be even remotely effective, embracing ideas for things yet to come is essential.




If you're any good at all, you don't just plan for the good stuff. You plan for the bad stuff, too.You have to plan for fire, tornadoes. medical emergencies, and much more. You hope that you never have to use your plans, and constantly adjust as challenges change.

We've been lucky, and we haven't had to enact very many of the plans we've made at all. We've been surprised by a situation once or twice, and reacted well. But we were recently faced by something that we had plans for, and those plans fell completely apart.

We've been in business for almost five years, and we've never had to deal with shoplifiting until very recently. TheDude and I have talked about it, and even done things to help minimize our exposure and risks to that problem. Unfortunately, we had to face theft in the past week or so.

TheDude and I knew what we wanted out response to this situation to be. We felt pretty strongly that a particular approach and action was the appropriate way to deal with theft. Our plan had been set for quite a while, and we both felt comfortable with what to do.

And then the worst happened. Some teenagers tried to walk out with some Magic cards in their pockets (that had not yet been paid for).

And our plans totally went to shit.




We were just so surprised and upset by the attempt that we completely forgot the plan.

Since the episode, TheDude and I have talked about our original plan, and decided it probably needs revision.  We don't know what our new plan is going to be, but we know that what we did sure won't work.

We sure don't want to do anything in haste, but we need to address this concern in a mature and business responsible manner. Coming up with a resolution and policy for the future is definitely on the agenda, but it will probably involve asking other FLGS owners about their experiences. We're pretty good at listening to the expertise of others, as well as adapting to whatever we happen to face.



While TheDude and I confer on this situation and try to come up with a new plan, I'd love to hear from other folks. If you happen to know your local FLGS' policies regarding theft, would you be so kind as to share?

Thanks for checking in, and see you next week.

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Friday, September 2, 2011

Weekly Top X: Lo and SinSynn Do It (Again)

Last week, Lauby was left to clean up the mess of Lo & SinSynn's debauchery. They basked in the afterglow a little and then realized that Lauby doesn't have the same... proclivities and decided to throw their own party. And promised to clean up...



Lo: Whao. Look at that mess. Even my teenage kids don't make that kinda shit. SinSynn, you did a number...

SinSynn: LIES! Obviously, you used some sorta...Mind Control device on me! I've heard rumors from the Males of your species that Terran Females possess terrifying powers....I'm starting to believe they're true. I am updating my memory units and elevating the 'threat rating' of your ENTIRE GENDER at this very moment. Also, your primitive technology is to blame here. Your 'operating systems' and 'graphic user interfaces' are incapable of simple Direct Synapse Transfer....so I will TOTALLY use that as my excuse...

Lo: I don't REMEMBER doing that.. but we gotta get it cleaned up. Dethtron's already pissy because his dog ate his Neil Gaiman shit, we don't need Lauby on us too...This all your fault, SinSynn.

SinSynn: Firstly- I was forced to use my Disintegrator Gun on you to make good my escape! Fortunately for you it was set to 'Massage' (now how did THAT happen?)...but it probably caused your memory loss. Secondly- are you suggesting there's times when Dethtron ISN'T pissy? I refuse to believe that (nice try, Terran Female...I see through your deception). Thirdly (is that a word?)- This is a typical Imperial whitewash...Blame the Xenos for your own ineptitude! Standard Imperial Propoganda.....you 'people' Virus Bomb whole planets and blame US (which is kinda cool, actually).
Regardless, I am NOT accepting the blame on this one. Your Female wiles will not avail you HERE, Earthling... ..ok...maybe they will ;)

Lo: Oh, no. You're not getting away with that. And it was MY idea to apologize and make nice!

SinSynn: Heh, 'women'...so predictable....I feel obligated to remind you that it was ALSO your idea to 'couple' for last week's Top-X. Now two of my tentacles have broken tips, my secretion glands are dry, and I still haven't found my Skimmer Ignition Units....Uh, Terrans call them 'car keys.' How quaint.

Lo: Predictable? Huh. I'll show you... I can do spontaneous... instead of happy, pretty shit, or everyone being nice to each other posts like I always do, this week I am gonna pick a buncha posts about being competitive. I'll talk about NOVA. [muttering] predictable... meh. Men are such... MEN.

SinSynn: Your 'spontaneity' is what caused this, you menace! I'm reaching for my Disintegrator Gun....*sigh* For some reason however, my tentacles are compelling me to listen to you....Yes, folks...Men are suckers...all of us...my Xenos self included...but that's a good idea... my post this week was about Nova so I'm all up in that... ON that... Dammit no way to make that not sound dirty...

Lo: {mumbles} See?

SinSynn: I suspect trickery, Terran Female...and although my dangling appendages are broken and sore, I will agree to do this once again...Please be gentle this time....

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Thursday, September 1, 2011

HoP Idol: Week 2 Recap

Well hot damn, that was another fun week gone by already.




We've had lots of great hobby tutorials from our contestants this week along with the staunch defense of a favorite underdog army.  I can't wait to see who will be moving on to the next round of the competition.

Don't forget that one of our intrepid contestants will actually be getting immunity this week, but we're not going to reveal who that is just yet.

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HoP Idol: Tyranids

Putting a bookend on this week's HoP Idol Competition let's have a look at "the other guy" and his Tyranid paint scheme.  Having painted my fair share of the current line of 'nids, I've got to say that they're a joy to paint up, even if the army sucks donkey cock on the table :(   I'd also like to let the record show that after reading this, I'm suddenly stricken with a mighty thirst for some Red Stripe.... Hooray Beer!





It’s “The Other Guy”, Your HoP Idol.

Today I’m talking about inspiration, painting and theme.

First things first – How I got called “The Other Guy”. At a fancy dress party, my GF of the time was talking to a friend. She was describing her new BF (me) and said “oh..he has just come in” (because me and my friend Dave had just walked in)

At which point her friend goes  (a bit too loudly) “oh, Mr Muscles. Well Done!”
“No…” says my GF, sheepishly “…the other guy”

Right, Inspiration. When it came to painting my Tyranids, I had one inspiration.

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HoP Idol: Sorylian Fleet

Today we've got Frontline Gamer sharing a painting tutorial on another fringe game:  Firestorm Armada.  Being a lover of big ass space ships myself, I've looked at this game a few times- this might push me over the edge into "buy me now" territory.

 
Painting Guide: Sorylian Fleet
Right I need to get this out of the way fairly rapidly before anyone gets a snide dig in and says I'm shit at painting and shouldn't be doing any painting guides... I know I'm no where near as good as many of the painting bloggers out there. I never will be so I'm not going to pretend I am. However I do have a few tricks up my sleeves and various people have asked if I'd consider doing some painting guides, but I'm doing this for the HoP Idol contest. So against my better judgement here's my first full on painting guide, and to ease myself into this its an easy one, I'm just painting my Sorylians from Firestorm Armada. Given though that people have asked me to be specific about what I do to the mini's I'm putting a lot of detail into this painting guide and as such it's a damn hefty beast.

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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Hop Idol: The Blagger's Guide to Painting

And now here is nonother than Von bringing you a nice painting tutorial and creating editing headaches abound for yours truly.

The Blagger's Guide To Painting

I'm not a man given to writing hobby tutorials. See, my hobby is in essence utilitarian; a practice concerned primarily with getting models built, painted and on the board, looking suitably colourful and personal but not by any stretch of the imagination being works of art. I don't tend to read tutorials because they're either overly simplistic exercises in particular techniques or overly technical pieces on how to use an airbrush to perfectly highlight red in seventeen layers, and I'm not married to the idea of buying an airbrush. What I always look for is the tutorial that's pitched somewhere in between, toward the ordinary geezer who just wants something that looks decent and doesn't take forever to do. As the erotic roleplayers on my WoW server always say, don't wait for things to come to you – bring your things to them. With that in mind, here's some advice on blagging it like a good 'un.

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HoP Idol: Iron Father Conversion

Next up in the HoP Idol Competition we've got Lantz bringing us a killer conversion chocked full of more pictures than you can shake an SD card at.


Iron Father Conversion Tutorial



Oh snapcycles, look who made it to the next round? Was it because someone had to drop out? Was it because you people voted for me (suckers)? I like to think it’s the latter. Anywho, this week I’ve got a tutorial for you all that I thoroughly enjoyed. If you check out the main blog I write for, www.twin-linked-awesome.blogspot.com you’ll notice I’m an avid tutorial-writer, so this was right up my ally. For this article, I’ve got an Iron Father conversion I ran through a few weeks ago for a new unit in the upcoming 3rd version release of my AdMech fandex.

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SinSynn...talkin' NOVA and stuffs...

Hey folks, SinSynn here.

So, I guess a lotta folks watched the Nova coverage, huh?

Uh...yeah....Not sure WHAT I was doing, Internet-wise, during Nova...

*Probably downloading...'educational videos'...or something*

Oh, c'mon...you knew that joke was coming :P
Now shhhh! Lie still, this'll all be over soon....
Or not.
;)

Seriously, though, I wish I had the time, and the attention span, to watch the proceedings.

I'm like a cracked-out, overly-caffeinated hummingbird at the best of times, honestly.
I'm the guy that has 12 browser tabs open, cuz I can't wait the single second it takes a page to load.

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

HoP Idol: Display Boards 101

Now here is a tutorial that all of you tournament goers will love.  Inquisitor_Dunn is about to drop some science on you and show you how he made his most recent display board for the 40K tourney scene.

Display Boards 101
 
My first display board.

I don't consider myself the greatest modeler or the best painter out there. Heck, my armies are all pretty much average. So when it came time for me to build a display board, I was pretty intimidated.

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HoP Idol: Unlocking the Chaos Gene

Since HOT Panda came in last this past week, we're putting his article up first.  Some of our readers have claimed that earlier posts were favored over the later posts last week.  We'll see if that comes true as HOT Panda defends his beloved Codex:Chaos Space Marines.
Unlocking the Chaos Gene (Codex)

"There is no gene for faith.
When for one reason or another we attempted to change these hard times,
Our own genetic identity became our only true ally...
To finally survive." 

Telepopmusik  - Genetic World


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HoP Idol Week 2

Hope you enjoyed yesterday's Quickfire Challenge entries.  I know I had a lot of fun reading them and I think the author's had a lot of fun putting them together.

Since everybody was really antsy about the Internet Famous guest judge for yesterday's challenge, I think I'll go ahead and announce that it is none other than Blackjack and Hookers' Chumbalaya.  He'll be dropping by Thursdayish with the Quickfire results, granting immunity to one of our contestants.



Now until then, we'll be dropping 2 of our regularly scheduled HoP Idol articles on you daily, ending in voting at the end of the day Thursday through Sunday night. 

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Monday, August 29, 2011

HoP Idol Quickfire Challenge: Bonus from Rob

Just before declaring his intentions to leave the competition due to his schedule, Rob sent in his Deathwatch list for the Quickfire Challenge.  While he isn't eligible for the competition any longer, we thought it'd be a shame if he went to the trouble to write this and didn't get it out there. 


Ok, so recently I’ve been looking at the Fantasy Flight Games roleplay books. Nobody in my (40k based) gaming group is interested in doing an RPG which is a bit of a shame, as I’m quite taken with the Deathwatch system. Based on that idea, the idea of running a deathwatch army on the table is amazing! Below is a quick 1750 list that I think would work well and would actually be quite fun to play with and against in a fairly competitive environment.

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New Member Monday - Lauby Survived Hurricane Irene

Sorry for the late post today.  I wish I could blame Irene for it, but my Hurricane experience was much different than most people's.   Apparently the hills I live next to are just shy of being actual mountains and are excellent for protecting my apartment from the ill effects of severe weather.

HA!  You missed me!! But Seriously, hurricanes are bad news.
While other people lost power or got flooded (which totes sucks BTW), my biggest inconveniences were that nothing was open on Sunday and the War Store is having a shipping delay.  Which is great for me in the grand scheme of things, but unsuitable for use as an excuse for lateness.  In any case, the Quickfire challenge was all up ins today so an early morning NEw Member Monday would have gotten lost in the shuffle anyway.

Your welcome, New Blogs.

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HoP Idol Quickfire Challenge: Building an Infinity Army

Lastly today, we've got a real treat for you.  Last week's winner will not only building a list for, but will also be introducing you all to Infinity.  He went well over the space limit that was set for him, but he did such a good job describing the system that many of you might not know, so we decided to allow it.  And hell, he did win last week after all, so he should get something for it, right?

Building an Infinity army




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HoP Idol Quickfire Challenge: Boys and their Toys

Ready to see somebody finally take a crack at the new Sisters of Battle "Codex" for 40k?  Well Inquisitor_Dunn has the ....erm.... balls to do just that in his entry for the quickfire challenge. 

2000pt WD Sisters of Battle: "Boys and Toys" List
 
It has been finally completed. The master piece work of art that my fellow Sisters of Battle get stuck with for the foreseeable future. That's right, the White Dwarf codex is complete. After reading it, I can see it was not the fully operational death star we all hoped for. Heck it wasn't even better than the old codex in my opinion.
 
 
 

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HoP Idol Quickfire Challenge: Wizard War

Newcomer to the blogging scene, "the other guy," brings us a WFB Empire list with a name that will not only rock the table the next time you're busting out storm of magic, but may soon be topping the melodic power metal charts.

“Wizard War” Army from WFB Empire

Wizard Lord LV4 – Master of FIRE
(General)
 

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HoP Idol Quickfire Challenge: Kaptain Von's Kadaverous Kavalkade

Von is taking a risk today and deviating from the paradigm of 40k, WFB, and Warmahordes that we see so often on the net and dropping a Mordheim list on all of us.  Will his risk pay off or will our mystery celebrity judge be of a more risk averse breed?

Undead Warband
500 crowns spent
Warband rating 78

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HoP Idol Quickfire Challenge: Twin-linked Awesome

Next up, Lantz does some branding by naming a nice little Vulkan Salamanders list for 40K after his own blog.  Nice move Lantz.

Submitted by: Lantz of www.twin-linked-awesome.blogspot.com
List Name: Twin-Linked Awesome



HQ
x1 Forgefather Vulkan He’stan (190 pts)

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HoP Idol Quickfire Challenge: Patient Hunter

First up today we've got HOT Panda's variation on some classic 40K Tau shenanigans.  

2000pts Ninja Tau List - Kauyon "Patient Hunter"

HQ
112 - Shas'el Xv8 - Plasma Rifle, Missile Pods, Multi-Tracker, Hardwired Drone Controller, Shield Drone x 1 & Gun Drone x 1.
107 - Shas'vre Xv8 - Plasma Rifle, Missile Pods, Target Array, Hardwired Multi-Tracker, Hardwired Drone Controller, Gun Drone x1 & Shield Drone x 1;
102 - Shas'vre Xv8 - Plasma Rifle, Missile Pods, Target Array, Hardwired Multi-Tracker, Hardwired Drone Controller & Gun Drone x2
*The three Crisis Suits are one HQ unit with body guard. They are kitted out uniquely to take advantage of wound allocation.  Guns Drones for extra wounds/fire power and shield drones for invulnerable saves

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HoP Idol: Quickfire Challenge Week 2

This week we're trying something a little different, and certainly not stolen wholesale from ToP Chef.



The 6 remaining HoP Idol contestants have been given a prompt for a very brief article and were only given 2 days in which to complete it.  After all of the articles have been shown here, a special celebrity guest judge of Internet Fame will decide which article captured the spirit of the challenge best. 

Now here's the sexy part:  the winner of the challenge gains immunity for the week!  That's right, the winner can't be eliminated at all this week.  Pretty damn sexy indeed. 

For this first ever Quickfire Challenge, the contestants have been asked to write an army list, give it a clever name, and briefly explain anything they want to about it (the fluff, how it works on the table, etc).  They weren't given any directions about what points level or gaming system to work at.  They weren't even given a specific purpose like a tournament or friendly historical re-fight to build the list for.  This should allow each entrant to write to his strengths and create a pretty good variety for you readers. 

Stay tuned throughout today, we'll be posting one of the finalists lists every hour until they're all done.

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HoP Idol Week 1 Results

If we were on TV this is where you would be hearing all sorts of dramatic, tension-building music while I meticulously alternate between praising and chewing out our contestants, but alas, we are on the internets and don't even have any sort of video feed,  I guess we'll just have to make due.

So, Frontline Gamer and HOT Panda, I'll need you to stay on the judges platform.  The rest of you are safe.


While you both made a good effort this week, it seems that the people have spoken and one of you will not continue on to week 2 of the HoP Idol competition.  And that person is.....

===Commercial Break to Heighten Suspense and Piss you off===

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Sunday, August 28, 2011

[Musings of a Game Store Owner] Community Relationships

I'm talking about community relations and what it means to our store today. I'm only talking about our store, because that's what I have experience with. I know other stores have other levels of involvement or activity, and different experiences due to that level of involvement.

When discussing community relations, it helps to address the question, "what is community?". 



This drawing is pretty close to how we feel about community. Replace "challenge" with "hobby" and you've pretty much got our outlook. Once we start interacting with these people, what we learn and share from and with them is pretty deep. We work hard to get past the surface and build deeper relationships.

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Friday, August 26, 2011

Weekly Top-X : Lo' and SinSynn Create an Editing Nightmare for Lauby

Hey folks, SinSynn here.

This week, I'll be presenting the Weekly Top-X with House of Paincakes own First Lady of Gaming, Loquacious.....so I hafta behave myself (cuz she'll cut me).

Her comments are in a Purple-ish color, as Terran Females are preferential to such things....

[Disclaimer:] There is some small chance that Lo' might recommend stuff that is not
Xenos related...despite the fact that I threatened her with my ACME Disintegrator Ray Gun.


*Available at Walmart for $17.99...Does not scare Terran Females*
Lo': No, it really doesn't. I'm not afraid of Martians. Or their puny weapons.

1) 40K Hobby Blog - Earthquake + Metal Models 
Lo: It's gotta be the Xenos that made that earthquake...no other explanation for ruining perfectly good Imperial models.
SinSynn: Oh, sure...blame the Xenos for typical Imperial failings. For the record, the fact that I was shifting Tectonic Plates while expanding my secret lair at the Earth's core around the time the quake hit is PURE COINCIDENCE. Besides, since the Blog's author mentions a Thunderhawk 'catching air.' Clearly an Imperial....my plan was a success! Oh, wait...did I type that out loud? Uh....nothing to see here...move along...
Lo: What? I did promise, didn't I? Ok, let me try that again. (But I don't like it...)
SinSynn: You mock me with your Imperial favoritism, Terran Female! I would threaten you with my Disintegrator, but your laughter has shamed me once already.
Lo: The Xenos plan to overthrow the East Coast is in full effect. Check the Terran reports for more details on the success of their plot.
SinSynn: Ha! We already control your Media, foolish Human! It's already too late....

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HoP Idol: Week 1 Recap

Thanks to all of the participants and readers for making this the most successful Hop Idol yet!  Yeah, never mind that it's the first.  It's still kicking ass.

If you're reading this, voting is already open.  There is one important instruction for this and I will make it huge and bold so that everybody will see it:

YOU HAVE 6 VOTES TO USE!


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Thursday, August 25, 2011

HoP Idol: The Kool-Aid Man vs Games Workshop

There must be something special going on here for HOT Panda's article about models to have made me thirsty.  So true story, the various cafeterias at the University of Illinois (where I did my undergrad) used to have theme nights.  One of them did a soul food night at which huge amounts of Kool-aid were served.  While it was delicious, I still haven't been able to decide today whether it was condescending and kind of racist or condescending and really racist....  Oh shit, I'm rambling.  Keep reading, it's worth it, I promise.

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Gaming on a Budget: Cleaning with, but not Sniffing, Glue

Greetings HoP followers.  I'm back again.  Sorry for missing last week, but the HoP Idol duties I had as well as wrapping up a bow on my MBA* last week took me out of commission. 

Today, I've got a bizarre tip for cleaning non-porous surfaces that I've developed over the years in this hobby.  Frequent readers of this column will already know of my love for buying Elmer's white glue in bulk.  In addition to saving me money on glue, this also gives me enough of a surplus to get weird with it and find other uses for it such as this hot cleaning tip.

apparently the cow's name is Elmer.  His female counterpart is Elsie.  The more you know....



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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Hop Idol: Price Hikes

Next up today, we've got an article from America's (yeah, he lives in the UK, but so what?) favorite freelance writer who is currently looking for a blog to write for, "the other guy." I'm not going to lie to you, I'm very excited that he'll be arguing in favor of price rises as well- one of my favorite topics.


Hi House of Paincakes!

I’m “The Other Guy” and I’m hoping to be YOUR HoP Idol . My real name is Rob and I’m based in a small town in England. If I make it through to next week, I promise to tell the story of how I ended up as “The Other Guy”. 

However, today I’m going to talk about a man called Dan, a boy with a bad haircut, Games Workshop price rises and what you should do with your bitz.



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HoP Idol: 6th Edition


Who's in the mood for some Lantz?  Join him as he ponders the potential horror (or not horror) of 6th edition 40k. 

 6th Edition: Horrifying Horizon, Brighter Tomorrow or Something to Just Quit Whining About?

Hello and welcome to what Lantz has to offer this frightening place. Seriously, Lauby’s giving me long, uncomfortable stares and purring noises; it’s a little much. Today I’m going to write about something that’s on everyone’s mind in some fashion, the inevitable change to our little game of dolls. I’m talking about 6th Edition and the rumors that have been piling up as of late. For those who haven’t read anything about it, it’s time to discover Google and stop living under a rock. For those who’ve kept up to date on the matter, you’re right at home.

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Xenos Players Drink Themselves To Sleep

Hey folks, SinSynn here.

I suppose I should just admit right up front that I'm not like the world's greatest 40k player.

It was the Tyranids that convinced me of this....but that comes later...

Let's back it up a bit...

Gather 'round, kiddies...It's SinSynn Story Hour!


*So sit down and shut up*

There was a time, when I was a young buck that only played Tau, that I fancied myself a badass.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

HoP Idol: GW Please Keep it Believeable

Are you ready for some Rob?  Well good, because next up is Rob's article on realism in gaming.

GW – please keep it believable!


Games Workshop make the best toy soldiers in the world. Its true, it even says so on their website. They have also spent a great deal of time creating the history of these toy soldiers so that we can play out continuations of the story each time we roll a die. Its fantastic! Its what makes the games for many of us. We’re not rolling dice to see what the tiny ‘hero’ (read: mutant) scale model representation of a futuristic human does, we’re finding out if Sergeant ‘Oddball’ Sutherland of the Cadian 321st can make this last stand against a heinous foe. The story is what makes the game so popular and conversely the game makes the stories more popular.

“Matt Ward has never been seen in the same room as David Brent”

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HoP Idol: Pro Tour 40k?

Apparently I am a dumbass... totally forgot to e-mail Inquisitor_Dunn to give him this week's assignment, but he got it turned in regardless.  Now that's awesome.  Read on.

Pro Tour 40k?



I have been sitting on an idea for a couple years now. I'm going to put my idea on "paper" now since I think we are nearing a time someone else will implement it. It is also looking like I will not be  implementing it baring a nice run at the powerball lottery.

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Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck...

With HoP idol now in full swing it's obvious that many people desire the fame and fortune that comes from being an internet celebrity...


So if your idea of success is to gain new followers at the speedy rate of nearly one a month and already have quite literally some followers then my guide is here to help...


Step 1)
Have a Blog.
Many people miss out this elementary step in their quest for stardom. Why risk having your genius comments moderated by those fascists who run forums when you can instead be the fascist who moderates comments? With quick yet careful editing you can easily give the impression that everybody agrees with you which by default means that everything you say must be completely correct. Once you have convinced everybody of this version of reality soon your own group of toadying sycophants will be ready to leap to your defence at a moments notice.....

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Monday, August 22, 2011

HoP Idol: Lead Us Not Into Nerdrage,...

And here comes #2 from the day.  This gem comes from Von and even manages to take a quick jab at me in his intro- flattery will get you everywhere my man.

Lead Us Not Into Nerdrage, But Deliver Us From Opinion Pieces

So there I was at the old personal computermabob, enjoying a nice healthy salad and a nice unhealthy pint of the tar with frothy bits that British folk call 'beer', and up pops a message from Dethtron saying he wants a 1000 word opinion piece about a current issue of contention.

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HoP Idol: Golden Age of Gaming

Hey folks, let's kick this pary off with the first opinion piece of the week from Frontline Gamer. 
 

Golden Age of Gaming



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Let the HoP Idol Commence

Today begins the official competition for HoP Idol. 



We'll be posting 2 articles a day M-TH in the afternoon and evening (central time US) until all 8 of our finalists have had their first article posted.  Then on Thursday, we'll open up voting for the weekend, where you'll be able to choose who goes on to the next round and who will be crying themselves to sleep at night.  More details will be forthcoming on a "how to vote" type of article later in the week when voting actually goes live.

Assignments for this week's article challenge were passed out last week, and each of the finalists has been asked to pick ANY divisive, contentious subject in wargaming today and writing an opinion piece on it.  This should be a lot of fun, so stick with us for the first of these articles later today and throughout the week.

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New Member Monday - Various and Sundry Blogs and We're 1 Years Old Now!

Welcome to the House of Paincakes' one year anniversary of existing as an actual thing!  I say actual thing because the HoP has existed in a number of other forms previously - drunken' suggestion, pipe dream and working model.  It's just good to be precise... I guess.

I'm not sure of we're going to celebrate or anything (we're humble like that), but feel free to drink one or more beers on Tuesday to celebrate the first post on the first day the HoP was open for bid'ness.

Which brings us to the real champions of the HoP - you guys!  All the bloggers and interested parties who've made all of this possible.  Thanks!

this is from pbf.  Yoyu should go there.

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Sunday, August 21, 2011

[Musings of a Game Store Owner] Marketing Mission

If you spend any time checking out advertising or marketing strategies, there are a lot of short term solutions out there. Most of them offer small bursts of improved visibility, without real sustainable options for keeping your name visible. As a business owner, it might not hurt to have a quick “pop” of recognition now and then, but what you really want is a long lasting presence so customers come back time and time again.



Building that lasting presence is an interesting proposition. In advertising, the preferred strategy is called “Top Of Mind Awareness” (TOMA). This strategy basically indicates that the only way to keep customers aware of you is to regularly expose them to your message. There are some pretty solid studies that indicate it takes a minimum of seven (7) “touches” or exposures before a customer becomes fully aware of your brand and will recognize it as a viable option. Those studies go into how many times a customer needs to see an ad or visit a business before a purchase is made, as well as how often a new customer will refer a friend to a business and what factors are involved in that referral cycle.

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