Funny Things


Friday, September 16, 2011

The Weekly Top X - For Science!

10:15 AM - Have successfully sealed subject ‘SinSynn’ in the prepared test chamber.

10:24 AM - Sedatives beginning to wear off. Subject beginning to show movement. Breathing and heart rate returning to normal levels.


11:09 AM - Subject is fully awake and alert now. Shows no awareness of artificial nature of surroundings. Experiment begins.

ATTENTION TERRAN MORTALS!
THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE XENOS BROADCASTING COMPANY.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST THE SETTINGS ON YOUR PRIMITIVE, SINGLE DIMENSION VIEWSCREENS...THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

...ok...maybe it is...heh :P

11:12 AM - Subject immediately exhibiting signs of severe anxiety. Subject appears to be trying to establish some form of control over local environment in order to counteract feelings of helplessness.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Community Announcement - MWC September Conversion Contest!

Just a quick shout out/reminder for Miniature Wargame Conversions today.  They're running a fantabulous conversion contest for September complete with prize support and rules and EVERYTHING!
This month the rules are simple:
1) You do not talk about Fight Club.
2) Limit two (2) entries per participant.
3) All other blanket-rules apply.
4) Any conversion from any tabletop game goes.
5) Any size goes.
6) Any-thing-goes, people. It's a free for all and you all are getting tossed into the middle of it!
So if you're interested in a chance for 100 wing-wangs, head on over to MWC for the complete details!

Pretty Sure this isn't what they had in mind

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

SinSynn gets his groove back!

Hey folks, SinSynn here.

Thought I'd talk some Hobby this week.

Not that I don't wanna rant 'bout dem Space Marines (cuz I do), find flimsy excuses to reference Tentacle Hentai (cuz I do), or post pics of Megan Fox (I think you already know)......

Wait a second...I need excuses?
.......BULLSHIT!




*Left: Space Marines...they suck. Center: (fapfapfapfap) Right: My most memorable first date ever
*

Ah, glad we got that outta the way...DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!
:D


So...yeah...This week I've been painting stuffs. Holy crap I missed painting stuffs.
It's been about...3 months, I guess.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Crunch Vs. Fluff.....

Writing a good codex must be pretty hard work. You need to keep a balance between the armies background (The Fluff) and the rules that allow that army to be fielded on the table-top (The Crunch).

For me, any codex would need the following things to put it into the 'decent' category,

Fluff.




1) Background material that integrates smoothly with previously written material rather than pissing on it (unless it was utter drivel in the first place I suppose)
2) Information on individual units that makes you want to use them in an army before you even read the rules for them.
3) No 'Mary Sue' units at all.....no.....not even the one.....
4) A coherent theme that runs through all the unit entries.
5) Artwork that inspires.....

Monday, September 12, 2011

New Member Monday - The Case of the Forgotten Title

Hello Cats and Kittens!  It's another week of the ol' zip zop boobity bop at the House of Paincakes.  We've got our usual fair of cool shit scheduled this week.  Plus, the very probable continuation of the HoP Idol contest that had, sadly, been interrupted by death, sadness and a the search for a secret guest judge.


LinkWithin is GO!
Right off the bat, we wanted to add the LinkWithin widget to our posts.  But right off the bat we knew that would be a waste off time until we had built up some content. We're months past the point when we should have added the feature, but whadayagonnado?  We've added it now, so y'all can look forward to looking at our past.  I'm told that it takes some time for the thingamabobber to get its sea legs as it were, so bear with us and please refrain from pointing out any nonsensical links.  But you can feel free to tell us how awesome we are for our selection of value added features.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

[Musings of a Game Store Owner] Getting Funky

Let's drop some Funke Funke Wisdom




This week's topic is pretty potent but fairly universal - Funk



It's something we have all experienced at one time or another; that person that really needs a bath.