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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Discussion Tuesday - Dungeons and Dragons and Pop Culture

All right, everyone!  It's another discussion for another Tuesday.  For those of you just tuning in, this means I will be making a claim of some sort that will undoubtedly lie somewhere between 'spurious' and 'shaky' on the continuum of validity.  Your job as is to respond to that as part of a much larger and civil discourse.  Opinions are shared, stories are told and we all learn how to love again.

Today's topic is actually inspired by some of the tangents Frontline Gamer and I explored during our hitherto unfinished Tea and Biscuits series. The central idea of one of these side conversations is that table top wargaming just hasn't caught on in American to the same scale as it has in Europe (the UK in particular).  An american goes into a hobby store and we're lucky if they stock both kinds of game (PP and GW).  


Monday, June 4, 2012

New Member Monday - 18 Minutes of Fame

Welcome back to Monday, everybody!  It's not the happiest thing in the world to celebrate, but... at least your face didn't get eaten off by another human being.  Yet another reason to stay the hell away from what many have called 'America's Wang'.  Or Florida to those of you that live there (sorry).

Definitely could be used a marital aid.
So, yeah.  Things could be worse.  But they can also be better!  Which is why we're bringing you today's New Member Monday instead of more information on the horrible, drug fueled insanity that gives Miami something else to be famous for besides a massive chicken infestation.  Totally not kidding about the chicken thing, btw.

Oh, and while I'm on the subject of strangeness and oddities, have you considered entering Hop Idol 2 yet?  You really should.

New Member Monday

The Dice Gods Are Hungry!
Keywords: Warhammer Fantasy, 40k, Hobby in General, Blood Bowl, Mordheim, Necromunda, Sports,
Essay: Are you the type of person who likes to read rants about finecast? Do you like half-formed opinions typed out in a slapdash fashion from an ill-informed mind? Do you like peanut M&M's? If any of these appeal to you, and if you can put up with English dialect and slang terms, a read of my brand spanking new ego-fuelled blog might amuse you. Or give you an opportunity to troll a complete blogging noob. Whatever floats your boat really.

The Family That Slays
Keywords: 40k, kids, Bloodbowl, Mordheim, random games that catch my fancy, diapers, playing on a budget
Essay:  I’ve got five kids ranging from age 13 down to a couple of weeks, and I’ve still managed to stay sane and play nicely with my toys. Heck, I’m so special I’ve even got a blog!

The Miniatures Man
Keywords: SF, fantasy, pulp, WWII, terrain, painting, battle reports, book reviews, more
Essay:  A bit of this and that from the world of miniatures gaming.

Miscellaneous Miniatures
Keywords: miniatures, 40k, warmachine, scratchbuild, table-top rpgs
Essay: We're not god's gift to the internet. We're a bunch of guys that play 40k and what-not. This blog is where we're starting to post pics of our mini's, projects, games, and anything else we find helpful to our hobbycraft. We love the hobby and think it's about damn time we got involved in the community.


Sunday, June 3, 2012

[Musings of a Game Store Owner] Clubs

So one of the posts from this week's Top X inspired my thoughts for today. I thought I'd talk a little bit about how things have changed over the years.

When I got introduced to gaming, it was through a club. Most of the clubs were run by the university, and everyone in them were affiliated with the university in some way, or knew someone who was. If you were a longtime local that liked games, it was a very long and tough thing to get introduced to strategic or tabletop games in anyway. At the time I started, there weren't really anything even close to "game stores". There was a comic book store that "sold" games, but it was halfhearted at best, and you had to special order, and you certainly couldn't PLAY there.

Even going to the comic shops was a whole lot different. While comics were definitely "geeky", being a gamer got you labeled "weird", "nerdy" or "a dweeb". There was a definite stigma to being "one of those guys" in those stores.

Ordering books was a whole different animal, too. Most of the time, you had to put an order in and wait for the guy to get together enough orders for free shipping. Sometimes, that was a few days and other times it was weeks.

Being in a club was an interesting affair. Dues and funds were used to put on shows, much like the ones we see across the pond these days. Members had specific talents, and shared them with each other to better the status of the hobby. Often, the shows were giant episodes of "show and tell", with members and friends enjoying each other's handiwork and growing the hobby together.

Today, things are different. FLGS are more and more common, with places like Titan Games as giant playgrounds for the geeky kind. D&D and Settlers of Cataan are featured prominently on popular TV shows like Big Bang Theory.  The nerds are no longer irrelevant, and are power players in the economy of past times.

That's what has happened in the US. I don't know enough about the UK to say if their situation will change or be different, but I'd love to learn.

I'd really like to do an interactive series, talking about the state of affairs in the UK and how clubs impact the hobby scene. I'd also like to see what might be possible for the development of FLGS and other nerdy places that way. Please chime in with thoughts, ideas, and questions, and I'll see what I can bring about in conversation.


Saturday, June 2, 2012

[Games Anatomy] - the d20 system

The d20 System is, in essence, the gribbly innards of third edition Dungeons and Dragons; the basic mechanics, shorn of all the setting elements. This means it has most of the classical trappings of the RPG - the idea that your character has statistics (which express how good they are at doing stuff), is a member of a class (which determines what skills they have easiest access to, i.e. what stuff they're best at), and has that many levels of experience (which make them better at doing stuff), and so many hit points (which are what they lose when something does stuff to them) and so on and so forth.

What it doesn't have, in and of itself, is much else. It's basically a series of mechanics, which are quite bare-bones but also quite granular, offering a detailed representation of exactly what your character is good at, and an attempt to customise the classes so that your twelfth level wizard is mechanically distinct from my twelfth level wizard.

The whole system turns around the rolling of a twenty-sided die to determine the success of a character's action - hence the name. Damn near everything in the game uses the same core mechanic; you roll a d20, add modifiers based on your character's statistics and skills, and compare that to a target number. That might be a Difficulty Check set by the GM (for those moments where you're doing stuff to the environment) or the Armour Class or opposed roll of a monster, character, other player character (for when you're doing stuff to things that don't want stuff done to them).

At its heart, it's consistent in that high numbers are always good, it's elegant in that everything runs off the same basic rule, and it's not terribly hard to grasp. The devil with d20 is in the details. So. Many. Details.

Something beautiful and elegant is about to be ruined.

See, your character has skills, and access to those skills is governed by the class your character belongs to. But someone pointed out that it's not strictly fair to say that their twelfth level wizard can't be good at swimming just because that's not a class skill for him. If he wants to make the effort, he should be able to do that. So there are cross-class skills, and rules restricting the rate of growth in them to keep the class skills attractive.

And then there are feats. Insofar as I can work out why feats exist, it goes something like this. At the start of yr. average D&D game, wizards are a bit poo. They're basically four squashy hit points in a dress with only two magic missiles per day and a big stick to defend themselves with. Fighters, meanwhile, have twice or thrice the hit points, bogart all the armour, and can use pretty much any weapon they like. So, wouldn't it be cool if my first level wizard could, I don't know, use a better weapon, like a crossbow or something, or maybe if he could wear armour and still cast spells, just to make things a bit more... what's the word... balanced, in those early stages? So I can pick a 'feat' for my wizard, when I first create him, and another one every few levels.

Hang on, though. After a certain point, fighters get really boring. The expression is 'linear fighter, quadratic wizard'. Fighters get better at fighting, to be sure, but wizards get to the point where they can call down a choking fog that kills pretty much everything in the room before the fighter's finished getting his sword out. So fighters get more feats than wizards do, essentially giving them some wild and crazy combat options like running through the room whacking EVERYONE with their sword at the speed of evil. Except... that puts us back into the 'fighters are cooler than wizards at low levels' corner... so what we do is, we make all the good fighter feats dependent on taking X, Y and Z boring fighter feats at low level, so that they can't get access to the good stuff until they've got to the levels where they need it.

All in the name of balance, of course. And all this stuff needs rules. Well... it sort of does. See, in a system without hard and fast rules for how you run through a room hitting everyone in it with a sword while trying not to get hit back, and do it all at the speed of evil, it's down to the GM to work out how that should be done (myself, I'd say a -1 hit penalty for every opponent after the first, and as soon as you miss one, you get hit, but that's me). And you can't always rely on the GM to do that, because some GMs are cruel and some are inexperienced and some just like having rules for things so that they don't have to do the developer's job for them. The d20 system is brilliant for that sort of GM. It basically insulates the players and GM from bad decisions, whether malicious or rooted in inexperience, because chances are, whatever it is you're trying to do, the system has a rule for it.


The downside, of course, is that it's a rules lawyer's dream. There's a rule for everything, and those rules exist to protect the GM from having to call everything and the players from bad GM calls, so why not insist on them being followed to the letter?

The other downside is that it's a pain in the ass to make character choices. Let me give you an example. I'm playing a Fighter, and as I've levelled this Fighter up, I've not rolled very well for his hit points, so he's looking a bit weedy for a supposed frontline combatant. So I decide to take the Toughness feat, which hands out three extra hit points per level, and beefs my Fighter up a bit. Fair enough. Except I only get so many feats to choose from, and I want to be contributing something at level 12, and I need to take these three boring filler feats to get that interesting one there, and can I afford to interrupt that just to get Toughness, or should I take Dodge and just soldier on? I'm sitting here fretting when I could just add another die's worth of hit points, another pip on my attack bonus, and trust the GM to come up with a ruling for whacking everyone in the room if I really want to.

To be fair, some versions of the d20 system are better for this than others. d20 Cthulhu's moderately restrained, for instance - the classes in that one only govern access to skills, and so there's no need for the elaborate system of checks, balances and filler in the feats system, so that's stripped down as well. Star Wars d20, meanwhile, is a bit of a bugger, with different creation mechanics for droid and organic characters, and all the paraphenalia of the Force to keep track of, and the added twist that you have a class that's basically a fighter and a wizard and so is basically cooler than everyone and so needs to be kept in check somehow so everyone else feels like they're useful... Oh, and if I didn't mention it before, the d20 system tended to attract writers with a serious case of logorrhea, and so everything has descriptive text sitting around it, of a quite long-winded nature.

The result is a system with a lot of stuff in it and a lot of words describing that stuff, and a basically elegant mechanic which is occluded by all this... bumpf. That said, if you like your RPGs to be balanced, and have consistent rules for everything, or if you like build optimisation and loophole-hunting, go to it and good luck - it's not the worst game out there and its heart is in the right place. If you'd rather make it up as you go along and get on with the story, and not be penalised in ten levels' time because you took Toughness instead of Dodge, try Swords and Wizardry instead.


Friday, June 1, 2012

The Weekly Top X- Holy Hobby!

So El Jeffe (Lauby to those who are not in the know) decided he needed a break. Maybe he is off paying attention to SpecialLadyFriend, or maybe he took a road trip to get himself a bottle (or ten) of Thomas Tew rum. Maybe, just maybe, he's off doing some HOBBY stuff.

I know he loves him some hobby. So do I.

Despite Von's accusations that I "like writing about RPGs", I have other interests.

I figured cheesecake shots of dudes would not go over well here. 


Thursday, May 31, 2012

HoP Idol II- Send us your Audition.... Tapes?

Greetings HoPateers!  As you'll no doubt recall, we're deep into week one of accepting audition articles for the 2nd Annual (maybe it is, who knows?) HoP Idol contest. 

We've seen a smattering of submissions so far and are excited about the candidates who are in the running to date.  BUUUUTTT..... we want more.  You've got another week to meet our submission deadline, so don't delay.  We know you're all holding off to the last possible second to send in your article, crafting it so that each of those 500 words or less is absolutely perfect, but don't miss the deadline.  Lauby and I might cry if you do.  Plus you'll be kicking yourself if you did.  You'll have a blast in the contest.

Don't believe me?  See what last year's winner, Von, had to say about the contest: "I had a blast and dethtron totally didn't make this quote up without my permission.  I heartily endorse this product or service."

Here's a recap of the rules.  The winner of this multi-week (length TBD) contest wins a permanent weekly on the HoP Blog.  Hurry while supplies last!

  1. Write an article of up to 500 words that you think clearly represents your style and viewpoint.  There are no restrictions on topic, so feel free to send us a news report, battle report, tactics article, painting/modeling tutorial, or whatevs.  All we care about is that it is about tabletop gaming/ roleplaying and that it's short enough that we can quickly read them and potentially publish them quickly.
  2. Do not publish the article created for step 1 on your own blog.  All content for the HoP Idol contest is to be considered exclusive to the HoP without written permission.  We will link every article back to your blog (if you have one) every time we publish and you're welcome to link to the articles on the HoP, so you will see a traffic increase just for participating.
  3. Send your article to .  Make sure that the subject line includes "HoP Idol entry."
  4. The article may be attached as a word or text document in html format or embedded into the body of an e-mail.  You may include up to one picture in your article which must be either attached to your e-mail or otherwise embedded in your article.  
  5. The deadline for submitting your article is Thursday June 7.  We will beginning announcing contestants shortly thereafter.
  6. Questions can be sent to


Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Talkin' GW, Talkin' 6th Edition, Part One- Now and Then.

Hey folks, SinSynn here.

So...6th Edition 40k, huh? Like next week, apparently, or sumpthin.'
Or if not next week, soon, cuz the rumors were that they were pulling 5th Edition off the shelves, and they have. I'm unsure of the exact scheduling, but I'm sure I'll hear rumors soon.

So...rumors, huh?
Rumors, speculation, hopes and wishes. The 500 pound gorilla of the mini gaming scene is returning, but what shape will the beloved, venerable beast be in when it arrives?
Yes, I said beloved, because I'd be lying if I said I didn't love the Grimdark.

*The one pointing is like, 'I hope that's not a Grey Knight!'*


Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Discussion Tuesday - Conversions and Privateer Press

Hello everyone and welcome to another Tuesday discussion.  If you remember correctly, we've lost GMort to the vortex of real life - hopefully temporarily.  So, in place of the his usual brand of take-no-prisoners blogging, we're gonna have these little discussion threads while we romp through another HoP Idol.  Incidentally, where the hell is your entry?  For shame.

I'm new to this whole "write basic premise and then get people to comment thing' so bear with me.  Today's topic, for those of you who didn't read the title of this post, is all about Privateer Press and their tournament rules concerning conversions.


Monday, May 28, 2012

New Member Monday - Explosivo

Howdy, ya'll!  Just thought I'd open the post with a little American Idiom action to lull you into a false sense of relaxation before I get on to the business of blowing your minds.  Which will be a 3 step process.

Hitchcock needed 36 more steps to do what we about to.
1) The Return of Rip Steakface Von:  After some time off that involved a brief stint as a mixed martial artist (I'm assuming), Von is back on the HoP roster and ready to fill our our brain holes with more of his well missed brand of RPG erudition.  The first post on his new topic (as chosen by our intrepid readership) hit the news stand yesterday.  You should read it, by the way.  Future Von posts will resume on his regular Saturdays.

2) HoP Idol 2:  With the sudden departure of our old comrade in blogging, GMort, we've decided to move up our 2nd annual writing contest up a month.  For the time being it's called HoP Idol 2 and the details can be found here.  And don't feel bad if you didn't have the time to click on that link, you'll be reminded incessantly about this for days to come.

3) Blogs.  We had a ton of them this week and this last step is a 6 parter.


Sunday, May 27, 2012

[Games Anatomy] - Guess Who's Back?

As you walk south, the buildings appear more closely packed. Rows of high, narrow houses loom to either side of you. You can hear birdsong, somewhere, and there is a heavy smell in the air - either curry, industrial pollution on an unimagined scale, or dirty laundry. Possibly all three.

You come to a green space, bounded on all sides by a narrow road, with a knot of trees in the middle. Among the trees is a large cube, the colour of bone; a six-sided die, dropped perhaps from some celestial game and lost amidst the foliage. Atop the die sits a man with a beard. At your approach, he yawns, looks down from his perch, and intones in tones of remarkable smugness "Ah. There you are. I've got something to tell you."

Do you:
- turn back, certain you'll gain nothing of use from this oddball?
- press on, and see what he has to say?

art by Trampier


Saturday, May 26, 2012

Community Announcement - Headshots from the Heart is Now LIVE!

Hey cats and kittens, just a quick heads up this fine Saturday afternoon on the cool charity work by Dave G that you've been hearing all the buzz about.

Anywho, the live coverage started just a little bit ago (as I post this) and there's all kinds of cool updates and even some live video.

But that's not all!  No sir.  There's also the many and wonderous auctions that are going to be going up throughout the the next 24 hours.

You can find info a list of what kind of cool things you'll have a chance at here.  Though you'll have to go to the live stream page for the details on the when and how.

Good Luck to Dave and the gang!


Friday, May 25, 2012

The Weekly Top X - Raw Sexual Magnetism

Hello everyone and welcome to another House of Paincakes Weekly Top X!  With me as always are animated gifs of Kate Upton dancing.  Hi Kate!

Haha, right you are!  So... yeah.... that thing....  buuuuuuuuuh...

Wait....what were we talking about?

Something something Kate Upton.  No.  Before that.... something with counting...  Ah ha!  The Weekly Kate Upton!  Shit.  That's not it.  Though, note to self:  make that happen.

Ok, folks.  Go ahead and read these blogs while I figure this out.  Kate, take 5.

The Kate Upton Weekly Top X

1) Warpstone Flux - Battle Report: Blood Ravens vs. Chaos space marine
Battle reports with pictures are always great.  Battle reports with pictures of awesomely painted models are even better.  For those of you who didn't make the connection:  this battle report is chock full of pictures of awesomely painted models.  Full disclosure:  none of those models are Kate Upton.

2) Sons of Taurus - Space Sharks: WIP Rhino, Captain, Ironclad
Space Sharks are pretty rad.  Even if you want to fancy it up and call them Carcharodons Astra - which, I can't stress this enough - did not happen here.


Thursday, May 24, 2012

HoP Idol II Auditions Now Live

With the recent, and most likely (and most hopefully) temporary departure  of GMort due to the powers of that bitch IRL, we at the HoP have decided to go ahead on a planned resurrection of the HoP Idol contest.  We've upped our timeline on this a wee bit, but are happy to get right into the swing of things again after last year's wildly successful outing.  As an added spoiler, we may be adding an author or two prior to the contest getting under way, but we'll keep you abreast of that situation as it develops. 

For those that missed it last time around, this will be a singing writing competition aimed at finding a new author to give a permanent weekly series to on the HoP.  Weekly/Bi-weekly challenges will be assigned and our readership will vote on who stays in the competition as we eliminate prospects before the big final finale.  

Rumors that this year's contest would be patterned off of the highly superior NBC singing contest The Voice have proved false- those fancy ass spinning chairs are expensive as hell.... just ask Gary Numan.  More specific details about the contest format this time around will be made available as we make them up.  We're going to be pulling out all the stops on this one, but want to wait and see how many applicants we get this time around before we decide how to proceed.  This year you can all expect bigger and better challenges and a host of twists- although the twist could be that there are no twists... guess you'll just have to wait and see.

Instructions for entering the contest are after the jump.


Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Community Re-Announcement: Headshots from the Heart Charity Drive

Hey guys, SinSynn is running a bit late today so while you're all waiting for whatever insane thing he's going to post, why don't you check this out?

A while back, we posted a little announcement about Dave G's (of Wargaming Tradecraft) charity event.

In essence, it's a video game marathon and painted miniature auction where the proceeds go to the Child's Play charity.  All the details are here and here.

Anyway, Dave has masterfully finished up the minis for the auction and the actual gaming marathon is right around the corner and will be starting this Saturday!

So you have a few days to consider donating and drooling over Dave's amazing models.


Tuesday, May 22, 2012

GMort's Sabbatical

I know you we're all hoping against hope to see another GMort post today, but I'm afraid all I have is ashes and bitterness for you instead.

GMort is taking some time off.

I'll let him tell the story:

Hi Guys and Gal, 
Though I have greatly enjoyed the last few years writing for the IHoP network I'm sad to say that I no longer have the time or energy to commit do doing so with any regularity.

I will be the first to admit that the quality of my articles isn't up to the standard they once were and that's primarily due to lack of time. I also have almost no time to spend actually doing any hobby which means there's much less to inspire me I'm afraid. Should this unfortunate situation change then I hope you'll have a place for me again in the future but for now I'm afraid for now I'll have to call it a day. 
It's been fun...and I hope some time soon it will be so again... 

You'll be missed, man.  But you gotta take care of that pesky IRL stuff.  If you get that all nailed down, there will definitely be a place for back on the roster.


Monday, May 21, 2012

New Member Monday - Awards and Accolades

Hello and welcome to another week at the only blog network to have have won Shropshire's coveted "village of the year" award.  Keen!

Also, we got one of these.
I won't say that it didn't take a lot of hard work to clench the win, but not in the way you think.  It was a massive undertaking, but one mostly of deception, card board cutouts and caffeine fueled miscreantism.  And SinSynn may, may have killed a guy.  But he could be taking the heat off of Lo.

Note to self:  keep my eye on those two.


Sunday, May 20, 2012

[Musings of a Game Store Owner] Where Can I Get Some More Plastic Crack?

As a game store owner, I hear all kinds of jokes about being the 'crack dealer' and how it's so hard for my customers to resist...

We love it, and enjoy the joke to it's fullest. What a lot of our customers don't understand is that we have dealers too...

Our dealers are distributors. Our dealers reach us in a variety of ways- email, phone calls, direct trade magazines and more. Email has become huge- TheDude gets no less than 50 a day with sell sheets on new products and information on upcoming specials. They call at least once a week (sometimes more- we got a new rep from one of our smaller distributors who has not yet learned calling every day isn't wise) and often make deals to help boost their numbers.

Something that a lot of folks don't know is that while we get a discount on what we buy, we're restricted to how much by the distributor. They set the prices, and if we like a product that doesn't get a good discount, we gotta PAY to get it just like you do.

Distributors are able to sell lots of games to lots of people at pretty good prices, and give more geeks opportunities to play games they have not heard of, or seen reviewed and want to try, as well as expose designers and companies to the masses.


Friday, May 18, 2012

The Weekly Top X - Tig ol' Bitties

Phew... what a week!  Nothing like a Top X to take the edge off.  What's that you're saying?  This week wasn't all that bad?

Maybe not for you, chum!  And while we're on the subject, don't contradict me in front of the other readers!

The nerve of some imaginary people.

The Weekly Top X

1) Pitched Battle - Sanguinary Priest in Terminator Armor WIP: All but the Base
Sanguinary priests in terminator armor? I did not know such a thing was possible! Please, don’t tell me if it’s not. Especially since the WIP shots are lookin’ so good. It’d be like finding out that Mr. Pickles the cat really didn’t go to live on that nice farm.

2) - A 40k Artist Needs Your Help
If you’re the kind of person who likes helping people then this is the post for you. If you’re the kind of person who likes art, then this post is for you too. If you’re the kind of person who likes both helping people AND art, then what the hell are you still doing reading this sentance? READ THE LINKED POST ALREADY!


Thursday, May 17, 2012

Gaming on a Budget: Let's Get L33T

Want to start a new army, but don't have a lot of money to spend?  Well you don't have to go running for one of those fringe skirmish games that only the weird kid who smells like cheese at your FLGS plays.  It's time to put your bloated, mainstream army on a diet.

Today's mantra is a simple one:  Less is More.

Keep reading for some practical tips for saving money by shrinking your model count.


Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Gaming Moments to Remember

Hey folks, SinSynn here.

You know what sucks?

Getting in that 'hobby funk,' where you get all disinterested for one reason or another, or real life hits you about the head and neck area for a hot minute, or whatever. It's times like these that you might find me in full-blown 'woe is me' mode, flailing my tentacles about in anguish.
A lil' over a month ago, I prolly sounded something like this:
'Waaah! Of all the garages in all the world, why did someone hafta crash their car into the Ultimate Rival's? Why? What are the odds? It's the Dice Gods! I know it is! This is their doing! Curse you, Dice Gods...Curse yooouuuu!'
...later of course, I retracted that statement, and prostrated myself before a cube of Chessex 12mm's.

*Maybe sacrifice the occasional Justin Bieber fan to the Dice Gods. Keeps 'em happy*


Monday, May 14, 2012

New Member Monday - Work it, Girlfreind!

If you wanted to vote in the amazing and totally awesome poll Von had us run, then TOO BAD!  It's not like it was at the top of the page for a week or anything for all the world to see and participate in.  You missed your chance and now you have to live with the consequences.

Not even close to the kind of poll we were doing.
Fortunately, all of the consequences that Von laid out for us were pretty rad.  So maybe that's where we could make changes to get more participation.  Next time we'l actively punish you for not voting.  Genius!

In any case, I have reasonable assurances that Von and the beard that he co-authors everything with will be back in the very near future to remind us that while all British people own monocles and are thoroughly  snooty, not all of them are fancy about it.

New Member Monday

Falconator Painting
Keywords: Painting, 40k, Warhammer Fantasy
Keywords: Warhammer 40k and action figures

Arlequín's Worlds
Keywords: General wagaming, historical gaming, zombies, post apocalyptic

Pitched Battle
Keywords: Warhammer 40k; Space Marines; Blood Angels; Angels Sanguine


Sunday, May 13, 2012

[Musings of a Game Store Owner] Manufacturer Support

Which manufacturer of major game systems supports you the best in supporting their product?

Snafu asked this question last week, and it's a really good one. 

It's a hard question to answer, because "best" is completely subjective. I thought I'd talk a bit about some of the companies and the support they offer, and then offer some insight on what makes that support good, bad, in the middle or the best. 


Friday, May 11, 2012

The Weekly Top X - Vitamin A(wesome)

Proper nutrition is super important for many reasons.  But it can be hard to get.  So today I'm fortifying today's Top X with a massive dose of the oft overlooked but no less important supplements - Vitamin Awesome.  Just make sure you make it past the 1:25 mark so you can properly absorb it all.

All right, now it's time for the REALLY important stuff.

The Weekly Top X

1) The Shell Case- Why Do We Bother With Rumors?
It's a good question and a fair question.  And a well written post that deservedly need to float to the top of the 6th edition hullabaloo. Here's another question for ya:  does this post answer that question?  You'll have to read it to find out.

2) Whelpslayer - DiY: Recessed Bases
Recessed bases are a petty rad thing for when you really want to go crazygonuts on a basing project.  You can buy them, of course.  But you can also make them for much cheaper.  Probably with things you already have laying around.  If only we had a tutorial on that...


Thursday, May 10, 2012

Yo Dawg....

yo, I heard you like games, so we put a game in your game so you can game while you're gaming.

Ummm, yeah sorry about that.  Apparently it's still 2008 in my brain and Xzibit memes are ever the bee's knees.

But actually, while completely blanking on what to write about today, and not having time for a "Gaming on a Budget" project this week, I have been staring despondently at my non-functional Xbox.  Piece of shit broke just in time for me not to be able to play "Dead Island" or "Space Marine."  Not cool Xbox, not cool.  Then I remembered some sweet rumors I've heard lately about an upcoming adaptation of Shadowrun coming to gaming systems near you soon.  Unlike previous attempts at creating a game based on my favorite gaming universe ever, "Shadworun Returns" looks like it may actually attempt to finally create a true Shadworun experience in video game form.  Don't get me wrong, I kind of like the old Sega Genesis game from the 90's, but that FPS Xbox game from a few years back (approximately as far back ago as when Xzibit memes were hip) was a real POS.  According to the soon to be creators of the new project though, we should all hope for what may be the first ever cohesive attempt to create a video game based on a roleplaying game.

look out, the lawnmower man may be in there somewhere

Tracing this rambling line of thought a bit deeper, I honestly can't recall an acceptable translation of a Roleplaying or Miniature based game to a video game-ever.


Wednesday, May 9, 2012

The Internet Got Out, and It's Ruining the Hobby Again

Hey folks, SinSynn here.

As far as I'm concerned, the Internet is an integral part of my whole hobby

I get a kick outta the seemingly incessant 40k Sixth Edition rumors. I do. I won't deny it.
Shush...don't you judge me...

The release of Dust Warfare had me watching 'unboxing' videos on YouTube, and I was all up in Fantasy Flight's website like a Xeno STD.

Blood, Guts and Glory, the new Flames of War book, bought with it a new American Tank Destroyer list. Over on the FoW forums, admins are locking down a 25-plus page thread, since that list clearly heralds the end of life as we know it, and it's ruining the game.

Corvus Belli, makers of Infinity, seems to have slipped a new rule in with their monthly releases, causing some consternation amongst their fanbase, as well.'s all so deliciously amusing to me.

And vitally important, too. I build all my army lists on the Internet now. All of them.
Then there's my stalking obligations, of course...

*Megan pic for the Blogrolls today! :D*


Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Tuesday Discussion - Your Little Plastic Darlings

Hey everybody, we've got a slight hole in out schedule for the day as GMort is dealing with some crunch time at his new job.  I want to say it's because there's a sudden demand for Soylent Green, but, sadly, that's one dystopian prediction that just hasn't come true. Yet.

Anyway, I was thinking the other day about all these 6th edition rumors that have been flooding the blogosphere of late.  Between all the stuff that's out there so far, there seems to be a lot of worry about what 6th edition 40k will look like.  Which is understandable given every one's past experiences.  But that's not the point.  I'm not going to weigh in on the rumors or even discuss them today except tangentially .  

Rather I want to discuss a particular reoccurring theme that I've noticed here and there in comments threads and various blog posts.  It all has to do with people's armies.  Armies in the sense of a model collection and the idea that building and painting for 40k is a labor of love in many cases.  My suspicion is that a lot of the worry and angst people people are expressing over the rumored changes is a direct response to the the perceived threat that a disappointing 6th edition represents to one's labor of love/masterpiece.

So here are my discussion questions for you on this fine Tuesday afternoon:

1) Do you feel like my assessment in the preceding paragraphs is accurate?  And to what degree am I wrong or right.

2) do you think that the GW version of the hobby engenders a deeper attachment to one's army than other games?

3) How do you feel about the rumored changes with regard to your own collection/armies?

I know that anything involving the rumor train can be a bumpy ride, so let's be sure to keep it civil and on topic.  I'm also not particularly interested in the relative merits of the rumors (veracity of source, likely hood, any speculation you may have, etc) but if a particular part of the rumors are important to your point, don't be shy to include it.  I just ask that the discussion not get caught up in it and that people refrain from the whole 'worrying about this is stupid' shtick.


Monday, May 7, 2012

New Member Monday - Pegasi UNITE!

Look, I've been staring at a blank page for a while now.  I have no idea for what kind of pithy and life changing words to write here.  So I'm going to do what I do when I'm out of ideas:  the old fallback.

Here's a video to lighten up your Monday:

To this day, I remain convinced that the "Marzipan Girl at the Silver Lake Lounge" line is totally about a real person.

[UPDATE]  Von and the rest of the HoP staff would dearly love it if you took the time to vote in the poll you can't help but see there at the top of the page.  DO IT!

New Member Monday

A Downward Spyrle
Keywords: Warhammer 40K, Fantasy, Raven Guard, Imperial Guard, Space Wolves, Eldar, Wood Elves.

And a winning essay from the proud author:

Thank you for ignoring this essay. My blog is the result of my consolidation of two other blogs, "For the Wolftime" - that focused on many armies, and "The Medusan Triple Nickel" - that only dealt with my Imperial Guard. I have combined them to hopefully provide more frequent and higher quality articles. Once upon a time I wrote a tutorial on how to scratch build a treeman, it is pretty good. I also did one on making long barrelled heavy bolters, it didn't suck. Anyways, thanks for getting this far and considering to add me to you illustrious list of blogs.


Sunday, May 6, 2012

[Musings of a Game Store Owner] Value

In talking about the internet for the past few weeks, I have found that a lot of you are surprised by how much influence it appears to have on my business.

As one of the last bastions of brick and mortar, the internet is always something I have to consider when considering how to conduct my business. 

Many times, my answer is "I'm not doing that"; but I still think about the competition and how to react to it as well as how to learn from it.