Through the Breach - Choose Your Allegiance - Neverborn (Part 1)

Introduction.
The creatures that haunt the remains of the city known as Malifaux are terrible monsters that spend their time brutally preying on the new arrivals from Earth-side. The Neverborn take a wide variety of forms, from the various sizes of winged Nephilim to those who are scarily similar in appearance to humans and many of the latter are able to walk amongst us undetected. These are by far the most dangerous to the humans as their plans are more subtle than those of their more murderous cousins. Many Neverborn gain their satisfaction from simple murder but the more human-looking monsters have begun to wage a campaign of terror on mankind through organized, efficient raids and subtle but clever attacks on human settlements which are, in many cases so spectacularly successful that some have even dared to suggest that someone with in the Guild has been guiding them in some manner...of course such an idea is frankly preposterous as who in the Guild could benefit from such actions?

Lets look at the three core Neverborn Masters first.....

Surprise Attack - Bombs Away

Good evening! I hope the air raid sirens aren't disturbing you too much. I apologize in advance but tonight is the first step in my long journey to World Domination and you're in the right place at the right time (from my perspective, anyways,YMMV). I'll try to spare the women and children, and we'll return to your regularly scheduled programming (assuming the TV networks make it through the Alpha Strike). 

At this exact moment there are hobby bombs falling your way, everything from how to make a brand new gaming table that looks cool without busting your budget, to a great new way to build roads and rivers that look kinda sorta real-ish if you have the lights turned down low and there's still rufies in your bloodstream from the night before. Together, we will unravel the mysteries of LED lighting (with as little soldering as possible, as per Lo's request). What's that you say, Powered Play Gaming? $30 for $2 worth of LEDs and some wire? Bump that junk! We can do it for much, much, less. I promise (Full disclosure: I never keep a promise ever. Rule #7 of the Bad Guy Code of Conduct). Need a paint station but can't afford the awesomeness that is The Rack? I got you covered, and you won't even know what hit you. Speaking of cover, you might want to get some before you do know what hits you. Sometimes the wind blows these suckers off target.

But enough about you, let's talk about me! Like all aspiring super-villains, I've come to realize that I need a lair. At first I wanted to go underground, but things haven't been the same since the Temple of Doom Incident of '84.  Seriously, who puts a frigging roller coaster by the emergency exit waterfall, and how did the Super-Villain Union ever bless off on that? No way they did, Mola Ram must have had his heart ass ripped off and handed to him on a silver platter of snakes and monkey brains.

 

"They're not scared, they're super happy, and you're still fired."

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Thoughts for the Day

As per usual, I have two Infinity related stories to pass off as thoughts for the day:

One of the fun things about Infinity is that I can talk shop with SinSynn about a game we both actually like.  Mostly that involves being a communication node between SinSynn and my other Combined Army playing f(r)iend, MudMonster so that they can share the horrible things they do to people in game.  SinSynn found out about the Vector Operator and the long list of war crimes one can commit with the model from MudMonster.  And now SinSynn has shared the horrible, no good combo of a Speculo Killer and Ko Dali the traitor.

Artist interpretation: Ko Dali and the Speculo Killer

Do Boobies Help Sell Miniature Games?

Hey, folks. SinSynn here.

Please- I'm gonna hafta ask you guys to keep it down today, 'k?

I am really, really hung over from last night's epic Saturday Night Battle For The Championship Of The Universe with Nascar. Every week I fall deeper and deeper in love with Infinity, but I'm starting to think maybe we gotta...I dunno, tone it down, perhaps? We literally started playing at around 4pm, and we wrapped up at around 2am.

I mean, I dunno...It mighta been 2am-ish. Everything was very fuzzy by the time we quit, and I clearly remember having to squint at the Infinity Wiki page as Nascar and I engaged in our ten-thousandth argument  about the differences between Intuitive and Speculative fire, or something along those lines...
The words were so tiny on my monitor, and I was lamenting the lack of some setting on my computer that includes an 'intoxicated' interface, where all the fonts are doubled in size, and anything you had to click on would work if you were 'close,' with enough separation between items so you weren't constantly clicking on the wrong thing...

'Windows has detected multiple user errors in the last 60 seconds. Please click here to switch your active OS to 'Windows for cheeseheads.' User SinSynn has 53 Tentacle Hentai Channels, Aleph Toolbox and Bell of Lost Souls active currently. This may be affecting this workstation's performance. Click here to-'

Shaddup, compooter. Yer stoopid. Oh, crap. Is that the sun? That's the sun, isn't it?
DAMMIT!
I'll go to bed right after I watch this episode of 'The Forbidden Tentacle,' finish working out a new list for my Combined Army (I'm currently plotting on my Sheskiin Link Team, maybe running a link of 3? So many choices...head hurts...), and right after I'm done suffering through the comments on the latest 'Codex Review' post on BoLS (makes...head...hurt...more...please...kill...me...).

*This is why I always remove the 'Beware of SinSynn' signs they put up. Seriously. I've got a huge stack of 'em*

[Weekly Top X] Xcruciating, Isn't It?

Darog's Company has some big news for us; apparently, the abortive Warhammer 40,000 MUMORPEGGER is actually going to happen. Like, the year after next. For deffo, this time. Being a crusty old cynicy-boots, I am not going to wave my hands in the air like I just don't care quite yet; I will say that, with four factions, one planet in a permanent state of war, thousands-of-player conflicts and the prospect of vehicles, it sounds a bit like Planetside - and Planetside to me always sounded a) quite good if you like ceaseless player-vs-player combat as the primary form of gameplay and b) like a suitable baseline for a 40K MUMORPEGGER. While I am a soft-hearted degenerate roleplaying type who spends half his WoW-time discussing the failings of the Hellscream administration and whether or not Deathwing was an insurance scam, I appreciate that such sensitivity is perhaps not welcome in the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, where I hear there is Only War.

40K Hobby Blog Tallarns. Nothing to do with the surrounding text; I just like 'em.